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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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LICE PROBABLY
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Nits. The things people get in hair. I think Americans call them by another word..."

No, they're called "nits" here, too. I mean, that's where the term "nit-pick" comes from, after all.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Ha! I made him tip his hand!

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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I'd tip my hat to you, but I can't let the sun burn the top of my head....

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
"Nits. The things people get in hair. I think Americans call them by another word..."

No, they're called "nits" here, too. I mean, that's where the term "nit-pick" comes from, after all.

So they're not called "lice"? I guess that ruined that pun then. Unless they are also called lice, and you're just splitting hairs.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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*Bzzzzt!* Repetition!

quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
I dunno. I think you're just splitting hairs now.



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Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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The animals are lice. The eggs are nits.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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That is revolting. That's what the chimps've been eating all along? I feel like shaving my head now and dress in grey rags and army boots.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oh, just give yourself an extra-brisk birching next time you're in the sauna. 8)

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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It's 35 degrees here, I have to sit in my underwear. Sauna is the last thing on my list rait nau. But don't worry, I shall file your remark for future repayment, once I'm done with my extravaganza.
Oh, such repayment shall I give. I AM NIM!

But I don't hate fags.

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"I'm nigh-invulnerable when I'm blasting!"
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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee:
*Bzzzzt!* Repetition!

Shit. I thought that one had been used, but I was too lazy to check.

quote:
Originally posted by Ritten:
I'd tip my hat to you, but I can't let the sun burn the top of my head....

Look up the definition of "pun". Mull et over. And then start posting again.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Your life is forfeit.
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Oooh.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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"Sauna is the last thing on my list rait nau."

Wait, you mean Swedes don't have to perform that queer ice-water swimming ritual every week? B)

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Your bonafide buff skillz don't extend to metereology, it seems.
If Feyd wishes, I could break a thermometer in your face, by my hand.
Might-*gesticulates in face area*-clear that up.

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