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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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Just making a point about the nature of religious belief here. So play along, and you'll get my point. This is a bit of an experiment in social thought, I'd like to see where it leads.

"The World is flat".

Disprove that. I believe it is true, and no amount of science will ever convince me otherwise, because the book of Person X, from Y2K ago says so.

So, go ahead, disprove it.

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Aethelwer
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Take a look at the horizon sometime (preferably a distant one ). If the world were flat, you'd be able to see out a lot farther that you can.

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Curry Monster
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You're wrong. God says the world is flat. Anyway, what you are suggesting I do, is to observe something, then infer something from it. Sounds dangerously close to science.

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Aethelwer
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Well, I was just talking to God, and he says that the world is shaped like a noodle. I don't know what kind of noodle, though.

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Omega
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Funny, I thought God said the world was round...

Look up Isaiah 40:22 sometime. The Hebrew word translated in most versions as "circle" can also be (and is, in others) translated as "orb".

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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That's funny.
You spend much effort in reading the bible, yet none reading the original post of this topic. Re-read it again, and maybe you'll understand.

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Omega
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I was just making a joke, Ultra. My god says the world is round, your god says the world is flat.

Well, my god can beat up your god!

The only thing you can absolutely base any logical deduction on is cogito ergo sum. That's the only thing that you can proove to be true.

And no one say cogito cogito ergo cogito sum.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I, uh, I knew that

And besides, we all know that Round objects are inferior to Flat objects, for when the second coming of my God comes, he'll need a surface to stand on, it's not easy to do that on a ball.

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Jeff Raven
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I think what Daryus is saying that no matter what proof you have, he isn't going to believe it either way. He probably wouldn't believe it even if his God came down and told him otherwise, either.

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Sol System
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Not to sound like a completely unsufferable twit, or at least no more so than usual, but you are aware why your statement is untrue, don't you Omega? Heck, you should approve, as Descartes built a foundation for his philosophy on the idea of a unifying force that we all experience equally, ie God.

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Jay the Obscure
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I for one belong to the Flat Earth Luddite Milita. We, along with the more famous friends of the Flat Earth Society maintain that what is called "Science" today and "scientists" consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the "Priest-Entertainers" for the common people.

"Science" consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of jibberish theory-theology...unrelated to the real world of facts, technology and inventions, tall buildings and fast cars, airplanes and other Real and Good things in life; technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory.

Moreover, we at F.E.L.M. believe that the "myth" of the round Earth has been foisted on an unknowing public by the United States government. While conspiracy is a word that is bandied about quite often, we feel that the failure of the government to inform the people falls nothing short of such. Furthermore, we also feel that this breach of trust is systemic in the government and causes us to call into question other governmental motivations.

As a result, we at F.E.L.M. are quite fearful of giving the government too much power, or rather we are fearful of the government taking it. We feel that the government has already accumulated too much authority over the daily lives of the common citizen, as seen by it's complete failure to inform the people of the truth of the flat Earth and the cover up of that truth. If they can cover up such a clear truth, then think of what the halls of government must hold, kept out of reach of the people!

Therefore, we are preparing to resist, by armed means if necessary, further government intervention in the daily routines of F.E.L.M. and any further arrogation of power on the part of the government. We have begun to stockpile weapons as a result.

We invite you to join us in our cause!

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Kosh
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Daryus: Take a nice long walk. If you don't come to the edge...

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Montgomery
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Heretic! The world is a tetrahedron or nothing at all!
Come my countrymen, let us civilise the barbarian hoards of Australia by assailing them with the holy boards-with-nails-in-them!

Stand not in our path, for the great lord Wibble hath blessed by left shoe only the other week, and now none can stand against my supreme armies.

Come men, to arms. We shall prove by our victories over these plebs our superiority in believing the world is a cylinder, er....tetrahedron...whatever.

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Michael Dracon
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The world is round!! Like a dime!

And if you go to the edge, you'll flip over to the other side. Like in "Labyrinth"...

Why does no-one see what's the truth except me and Esher...

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First of Two
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The shadow the Earth casts on the Moon during an eclipse is circular.

A ship appearing over the horizon will appear mast-first, suggesting it is coming up.

The angle of incidence of sunlight at the same time in different locations at the same latitude is different, thus suggesting a curved surface (First proved by Erastothenes, Greek Librarian, some 500 BCE.)

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