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Baloo
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Actually, there are some forms of non-Euclidian math that Daryus could use to "demonstrate" that he's right! (Or at least illustrate how the world is flat but appears to be round).

--Baloo

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Baloo
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P.S.: If you're not going to budge, it never helps your case to be smug about it.

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Jay the Obscure
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Daryus doesn't really have to prove to anyone else that the world is flat, for him it's a matter of faith. His sacred book told him so, therefore it must be true. If it is not, then that calls into question the validity of the entire book.

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Let's see... Mesmerists, Dowsers, Luddites, Alienists, Zoroastrians, Alphabetizers... A-ha! Assassins...
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Curry Monster
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I'm not being smug *L*. (Seriously).

And for those of you who have not realised it yet, this is a bit more than just tongue in cheek.

So anyhoo, who's willing to try and show me that the world is round?

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Jeff Raven
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As a person who has dealt with people that you are trying to imitate, I did the next best thing and not bother to try at all.

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Elim Garak
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I suppose sending you to the upper atmosphere in a weather balloon is out of the question, right, Daryus?
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Baloo
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Ah, but that's merely an optical illusion caused by the air bending the light in such a way that the further up you go, the more the light bends.

No, wait. Eventually, you'd be out of the atmosphere.

It's the curvature of space! The earth merely appears curved because it's actually within curved space! Up close it looks exactly the way it should (mostly flat, but a little bumpy) but the further away you get, the more curved it appears, until eventually, it looks like a big blue ball.

Of course, all the other objects in space are flat, as well. It's just that the effect is quite pronounced since we're farther away from them than the earth, so they appear to be round, or in some cases, so tiny as to appear as points of light.

See? I've converted. Logic proves that Person X was right!

[Insert sounds of insane laughter here.]

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Curry Monster
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The world is not round. Its just that your visual distance is limited, so things disseappear when they get far away. (Or somesuch other garbage). Look, it plainly states here in the book of Person X, that the world is flat: "And he created a level arena upon which all life should exist. From its formation to its death. And yea it was so".

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Jay the Obscure
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This is starting to remind me of The Life of Brian.

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First of Two
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Good. Next to "The Last Temptation of Christ", "The Life of Brian" was the best religion movie (as opposed to 'religious' movie) ever made.

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Baloo
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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand?! Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What?! Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

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Jeff Raven
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Brian: "NOW F**K OFF!"

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Man: "How shall we f**k off, Oh Lord?"

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"Goverment exists to serve, not to lead. We do not exist by its volition, it exists by ours. Bear that in mind when you insult your neighbors for refusing to bow before it." J. Richmond, UB Student


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Curry Monster
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Woo hoo! Someone gets it.

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Harry
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Crowd: We are all different!
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Man: I'm not!

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Baloo
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What? Did everyone go to the Internet Movie Database and look up all the good sayings?

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[Post-edit commentary: If you decide it's unimportant to go back and check your work, that's the time something will get seriously wrapped around the axles.]

[This message has been edited by Baloo (edited March 27, 2000).]


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