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You'll notice that I even managed to salvage the "Vogon Poet"/"Jeff Benson" confusion...
Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating. The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes. Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough. Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO! "Holy crap on fire!" Tony Orlando died happy. Christoper Moltisante...? Who? You think this is funny? Hardly. "I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said. Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her. On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime. Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard. Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks". Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly. Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis. Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni. "Born Slippy", as it were, pertains to Dolph Lundgren's tongue smells. Mike Shinoda thinks Dolph Lundgren rides holographic man-trains. Miss Lundgren watches Little Lundgren boinking children vigorously into submission. However, Dolph fucked himself up by spanking George Bush with a flounder. Meanwhile, Jean-Claude van Damme kissed Charles Capps' Bronco. Dolph Lundgren man-trained Jeff Benson's friend Lee Kelly to orgasm. Jiang Zemin died. Bashar Assad farted. Bosnia and Herzegovina burned. Gene Ray had survived Aleksandr Soljenitsyne's books by hiding in bed. Meanwhile, Alexander Solzenytsin farted on Vladimir Kryuchkov's niece. Batman! Porcelain! TSN shattered Omega's clarinet's possibilities. Donald Rumsfeld mates during press dinners despite foreign chicks' being naked Betty White lookalikes. First of Two and Seven of Nine pooped themselves purple while reading "Little Red Riding Hood", pornographic edition. Batman's Cleveland Steamer chugged mightily through Man-Train Central Station on the Jubilee Line. Love is cruel, consisting of contradiciton, betrayal, and gigantic throbbing thumbtacks. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwilllantysiliogoggoch had spelling mistakes in each of its chipmonks. "Counter-Strike" sucks when Vogon poet Jeff Benson cheats his scores. Taco! Orgasms feel happy. Tim Berners-Lee exploded
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