-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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-------------------- "Nah. The 9th chevron is for changing the ringtone from "grindy-grindy chonk-chonk" to the theme tune to dallas." -Reverend42
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He's in a league with Schwarzennager, Van Damme, and Stallone as being a big macho guy who just so happens to just get shit movies. He's prone to being cast as a Russian (He was the Russain boxer in Rocky IV)
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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[ March 01, 2002, 18:44: Message edited by: The359 ]
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime.
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks".
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it continues to intrigue his penis.
Incongruously, Dolph Lundgren jumped over Homer Simpson and Patrick Stewart with a zamboni.
"Born Slippy", as it were,
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[ March 01, 2002, 22:27: Message edited by: The359 ]
-------------------- "Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting."
-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans
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Once again, for good measure. Although, it may not be the last...
Dolph Lundgren
This part from before is just strange, but interesting: "Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth" It makes you think of something, at the very least
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