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Actually, I was waiting for someone to post the "correct" version, so that I could kill them.
*kills Popmaze*
Honestly people (this is now directed at the world at large). When someone does a variation on a well known phrase/joke, DON'T mention the original. We're not idiots. We don't need to be informed, in the middle of an amusing siloquy on KFC, that the original reason the chicken crossed the world was to get to the other side. Please, we all got the reference. We are all smug with ourselves for being smarter than everyone else. We all know that we are dynamite in the act called sex. Don't inform everyone else.
I shall now sing "Girl From Mars".
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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Actually I was already dead. I mean, what did you think DOA stood for?
------------------ [Bart's looking for his dog.] Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church. Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church. Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!
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