Actually, it's pretty much a choice between slag and sludge innit?

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"Sorry Wendy, I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mr Garrison

Actually, I did get to Charmeleon level, but like a real trainer in real life, I was also devoting a lot of my time to my other five boys, includibg Weils, my Rattata.

Well, Liam, there's always Scotland for us to look down on *rouses rabble*

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Devil: Oh look at the time! I'm late for services.
Stone: Services?
Devil: A group of young teenagers that have been celebrating the Black Sabbath are planning on deep-sixing their gym teacher tonight. I'm gonna go and give them a little encouragement.

Kneel besmirchers! Only those who have been there may slag off the land of scots!

*Loads high-velocity sheep-intestine gun and removes underpants from beneath kilt in preparation for battle.*

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"You don't need eyes to see; you need VISION"
- Faithless / Reverence