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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33

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Justin/Michael: My brother thinks the BSB HAVE talent, compared to U2, who have so much of a lack of talent, they're forced to sing Disco.

I really don't know how the world works these days.....

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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"I really don't know how the world works..."

I'll give you a hint: It doesn't. :-)

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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BTW, I'm gald that Justin felt the need to "hide" the word b*t@hy. Hearing the word "bitch" would no doubt destroy my fragile little mind, while hearing that the BSB puts two men in the mood to do each others up the arse is perfectly fine.

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Sol System

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Yet another reason to listen to the Backstreet Boys, eh Liam?

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Justin_Timberland
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Member # 236

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I'm sure that Liam does not what to partake in what Michael and I do...

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

posted

You're damn right I don't want to participate in listening to the BSB's.

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Sol System

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Oh, and good old Daniel "I don't piss anyone of on purpose, honest" Tyman has this to say:

"Not all teeny bop idols are neccessarily shitty musicians. Jim Morrison and John Lennon were both poets, for instance.
Anyone who makes their musical tastes based solely on doability is an idiot. As much as I wanna bang Jewel or Sheryl Crow, I feel both have artistic ability
And I don't trust the musical taste of any man who does not appreciate muffy"

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Sol System

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Justin_Timberland
Member
Member # 236

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Liam, that's not what I was reffering to...

Anyone up for a menage a trois?

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Sol System
two dollar pistol
Member # 30

posted

I can barely manage one.

Ha HA! Oh my.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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I know what you mean Sol. It's hard enough listening to one BSB song. There's no way I could listen to three, so I'm afrad I'll have to turn down your proposition Justin.

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Sol System

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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How could anyone listen to three at once? Wouldn't that be a sensory overload? That's got to disturb the equillibrium.

I'm surprised there aren't more disgruntled DJ's from 'cool music' radio station in water towers with high powered sniper rifles.

Listening to the Backdoor Boys 90,000 times a day surely would make one go ravenously murderous.

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Justin_Timberland
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Member # 236

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Well, Michael listens to all the songs of the Backstreet Boys on both albums everyday. And then he listens to everything else after 9 hours of BSB time.

I'd say he needs theraphy, but our sex life would then suffer...

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We did it on the floor,
We did it by the door,
We did it all night,
We did it under a light,
So how about for tonight we do it some more...

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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It's true. Being homosexual does turn your brain to cabbage.

Oh, and *sign*. Not to call everyone here a complete tit, but...you're all a bunch of complete tits.

Justin said "anyone up for a menage a trois?"

He was asking if anyone wanted to have sex with him and Michael. Since I would rather have my ball ripped off and fed to me in a sandwhich, I deceided to humoursly misunderstand what he meant, and pretend he meant listening to three BSB songs at once.

Straight over your heads people. Tsk.

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Sol System

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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I, being from the highly industrialised country of Canada, North America, did indeed get your humorous response to Justin's wonderful homosexual question.
Canadians, being derived from the wonderful monarchy of Great Britain, do indeed share similarities in sense of humor.
Alas, though, ours is not as highly developed, because the cold has numbed our humor receptors.

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Since I would rather have my ball ripped off and fed to me in a sandwich

That's all? I think having your entire genitalia system shredded off by a combine harvester and force-fed to you while a steel harpoon is driven up your ass would be a viable alternative to a gay threesome.

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Baloo
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Member # 5

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It's the cold. He was shivering so hard he hit "submit" twice.

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