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Gaseous Anomaly
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Grr...
I don't know what First meant, but I'm eager and willing to fight him over it anyway.


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Remember December '59
The howling wind and the driving rain,
Remember the gallant men who drowned
On the lifeboat, Mona was her name.



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, if we can't call you "Europeans", then I demand that you stop calling us "Americans". Hell, that groups two continents into one entity. At least Europe is just one, and a fairly small one, at that.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Well, I'd rather not be considered American.

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Communism. Who wouldn't like their neighbour thrown into a goulag?

Please vote for the Communist Party of Canada This November 27th.


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First of Two
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All right, that's it!

I'm declaring myself the fully independent sovereign nation of Robistan! First fully-mobile state! I declare myself Dictator For Life.

Who wants to start a war?

*The Geek that Roared*

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Epoch
Geology Rocks
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I admit it we can be very egocentric (it has been slowly breed into us). You have to admit though we have one of the better countries in the world. As for the grouping of calling all of you foreign types Europeans that is what you do to us. We live in an area classified as North America but we live in different states and call each other by those names, Oregonian, Mississippian, etc...you get the point. Now about our "Football" I resent being called a bunch of nancies because we wear pads. I've played both types of football they are both equally hard. One requires running endurance and lots of coordination skill. The other requires physical endurance ie. the ability to withstand lots of punishment and yes you need to have a brain to play this game, the idea of brain dead jocks is really outdated. As for the statement about the irish......I'm going to have to agree. Oh by the way if you really want this country back your welcome to try and take it. You might find that task a little on the hard side. We are arrogent for a reason.


(Just so everyone knows I am having fun with this)

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However Dishonor has
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Yes, but real men play rugby. Especially Australian rugby.

"We burnt your White House down once, and I'm sure as hell we can do it again!"

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Communism. Who wouldn't like their neighbour thrown into a goulag?

Please vote for the Communist Party of Canada This November 27th.


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MsChris
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*sigh*


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Malnurtured Snay
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I don't consider myself a Marylander ...

"I am Jeff Benson, the Marylander!" ::draws sword, chops off heads::

Of course, we Americans (er, US Americans), also tend to group ourselves as "European Americans" ... I myself would be a "Swedish American", and dammit, I *want* that distinction!

Well, ok -- I'd be a "Swedish/German American..."

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Continuing to boldly go ...


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Fabrux
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Meh. I'm just Acadian

(that's from the area known as Acadia, that being the provinces of New Brunswick, Nova Scotia, and Prince Edward Island.)
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(That's in Canada, got it? It's not all snow and igloos up here)

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Hunt: "You cheated!"
Rhade: "It's only cheating if you get caught."
-Andromeda, "Double Helix"

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Sol System
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First, have you read Snow Crash?

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What did it mean to you
An early chat with death
To pull your body for a moment from your soul
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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MsChris: I don't know if you've been around long enough to realize it, but this sort of nationalism is normal 'round here. Don't worry about it. :-)

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"What he did to that walrus gentle-man was inexcusable."
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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TSN: yes.

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"I do prefer the arse, but you can't dismiss the leg. They're joined at the hip, so to speak."

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First of Two
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Sol: No. Whatsit?

UM: Yeah? well WE lit that castle fire a couple years back!
(What? I wasn't supposed to let that slip yet? sorry...)

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[This message has been edited by First of Two (edited November 18, 2000).]


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MsChris
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'Tis okay. I get over things rather quickly.
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Sol System
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It's a cyberpunk novel by Neal Stephenson. Anyway, in it one of the characters has declared himself a sovereign nation, and that claim is honored because he has a small but powerful nuclear device strapped to his back.

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An early chat with death
To pull your body for a moment from your soul
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