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Gay Adam works in a porn store, and can make horny chocolate? Come on people, can we try and avoid falling into stereotypes?
If Brandon works in a hairdressers, then I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to go and start cleaning chimney's, Orion will have to start getting into lots of fights during football matches, and Gaseous Anomoly will have to start being drunk, and Tachy will have to be a twat.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Well, you'll need the sweepbrush, then. Eh?
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
Faith and begorrah, sure isn't it a grand soft day, yer honour! Bags of coal? Ruined my life they did, the hoers...
What they didn't do to that poor man, in front of his wife and childers...the bastards...
There must be more to life, Than Stereotypes - Jarvis Cocker.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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You're hurting? It isn't your head after another piss up last night is it, or has UM finally introduced you to the man train?
And may I just say for the record that I'm not just hurting - I'm really pissed off. I've been stuck in this library for the last four hours working on a couple of assignments with hand in dates of two weeks time, and less than a mile away, Bristol Rovers are playing Swindon Town - where there is the possibility of many lewd football chants followed by a good fight or two, AND I'M MISSING IT!. I'm only writing this during a little break between work. Grrrr
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No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 24, 2001).]
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No, it's my new girlfriend. We've worn each other out. I'm supposed to be going to the gym. . . now, in fact, but I can't. I'm exhausted. I'm definitely getting too old for this.
------------------ "Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"
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You poor devil, Lee. Such a terrible affliction. My heart bleeds. * * * It's clotted now... * * * There it goes!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Go to the game! Maybe you'll see Darkstar ...
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
Member # 33
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Vogon: You're worn each other out, and you're both exhausted.
What have you been doing?
------------------ "Or maybe he was a real quack who got sick and tired of pissing people off, and decided to get a life and masterbate for the next 10 years." - Me to Antagonist on Red Quacker, 03/08/01 20:15
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