------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Download fucking NetNanny if you're offended. It's only $39.95, and it will save your purity.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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Or, if you don't want to spend that amount, go out and watch South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. You'll be so busy writing letters to wherever US-constitution equipped people write letters to that you won't have time to be shocked by Brits and Canadians recklessly using the word "damn". And "crap". And "Shit-eating cock-master".
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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All I have to say about this is... "Did I hear swearing? Damn, fart, hell!"
Okay, not as meaningful as "Fuck, shit, cunt!" or some such, but I had to go w/ the quote...
------------------ "As part of Mr. Lee's good neighbor policy, all Rat Things are programmed never to break the sound barrier in a populated area. But Fido's in too much of a hurry to worry about the good neighbor policy. Jack the sound barrier. Bring the noise." -Neal Stephenson, Snow Crash
[This message has been edited by TSN (edited March 26, 2001).]
On that subject, when Bart runs down the stairs, what does he say? On my copy, it's "crap boobs crap", but it sounds edited, as if they took the crap, and resued it to replace another word. But I can't imagine what they'd use that's ruder than crap. Unless it's that Sky censor who has a bizaire hatred of the word "ass" at work...
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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In all this crazy, unbridled, Simon's bitch (one of many, one would assume) insanity, we have omitted a gaggle of gale-like giggles, at my 'Quote Touchy' punnage. We should do so now.
Great Pun!!
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 27, 2001).]
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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