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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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You shit, now you reminded me of "Deliverance". I saw it for the foist time yesterday. Anyone know why it's called that, hmm?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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ITS TEH HOT SWAETEY SWAETEY SEXX0R ISNT IT!!!!1!!!!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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Gaseous Anomaly
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Nimrod, what do you take me for?

Hey, someone left some beer in this ashtray.

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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*L* I can just imagine Darkie at a football game.

"When you scored a goal, why did you lot chase the goal scorer around the pitch and then jump on him? ALL OF YOU ARE GAYS AND LESBIANS! I HATE YOU!"


I do realise that the above was a little too well punctuated for him but never mind.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #6

No fuckers gonna know - Richard Nixon


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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ROBBIE FOWLER

Robbie Fowler is a attacking player in red his top speed is 9.90998675 which increases when he is upgraded to England forward. In 2365 he will be upgraded with type-XIII addidas boots inproves his kicking power by more than a D'arsinesss Warbird with Litmanen torpedoes.

Swindon Rule!

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park


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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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*snicker*

Great Goal!!

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.


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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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*snigger*

*giggle*

You're all gays and PsyLiams!

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"Kif, I have made it with a woman! Inform the crew!"

- Zapp Brannigan


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Gaseous Anomaly
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*snickers*

*marathon*

*crunchie*

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At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.

"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"


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Orion Syndicate
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Hmmm, chocolate....Dairy Milk, Snickers, Creme Egg.... D'OH!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold



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Orion Syndicate
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This double post was accidental, the stuff coming up - that's not!

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold


[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited March 26, 2001).]


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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*I wonder how many times I can press "Submit Reply" before the window loads?????*

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Orion Syndicate
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Got your answer? Good! Now exactly how is that information going to change the universe as we know it?

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold



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Lee
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Well, it's changed something, I had brown hair this morning, now I'm blond. And I seem to remember Britain lost the Falklands War. Damn you Nimrod, don't mess with the laws of causality like that!

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Orion Syndicate
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Now that's something I'd pay to see - you as a blond.

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The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #7

Watch him - he'll have some fuckers eye out! - King Harold



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Lee
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My hair IS blond, numbskull! 8)

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