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Never tell a brunette that she's not a blond!
Orion's gonna be on the bad end of a hissey-fit now...
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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From what I hear, blondes have more fun. I can't back that up, though, since I have moderately dark brown that is in desperate need of a trim.
Redheads, though, ooooooooh...
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
WHAT THE .,.? Nimrod, Infinity, I plan on beating the living daylights out of you both.
Does it occur to anyone that I'd rather not have to scroll down and read the same EXACT fucking thing eleven or how many times? I'm sure there are some others here who feel the same way, but I just realized I'm going to have to buy new checks, so I'm kinda pissed and taking it out on you so tough luck and deal with it.
Go to the fucking TrekBBS for that bullshit. It's one thing when someone ACCIDENTLY posts something more than once, but on purpose? ARGGGHHHH! Can a mod or admin come in and clean these triple-triple- posts up, please?
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
[This message has been edited by JeffKardde (edited March 26, 2001).]
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Well, I managed to talk some sense into Hitler. By the way, you may want to check your maps, some of the names have, um, changed. *holds up palms* It's just temporary, I promise.
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There should be fucking banning for any piss-head little fuck who decides to be fucking funny and post one hundred million replies.
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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There should be something like that! Fortunately Nimrod posted 11, and I posted 12, so you're off by only 99,999,988. That's ok, I know you didn't mean that, but well, I just couldn't resist
------------------ "Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"
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UM is quote touchy. But not in an unpleasent way. He feels like play-doh.
And how did we get to this anyway? I want to go back to Lee being a natural ginger.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ "Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."
-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.
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