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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Aren't we polite!?
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LOA
Migraine Mistress
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Sorry to break it to you guys, but I was clothed.... just not like normal..... so there goes that bubble of hope *L* Sorry!

~LOA

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"You are anal twattypoo who has ruined my good mood" PsyLiam to TSN May 01,2006.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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But how could you possibly be clothed in something better than a bikini!?

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- God, "God, the Devil and Bob"
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Malnurtured Snay
Blogger
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As fellow Baltimorean Sisqo likes to say, "thong de thong thong thong!"

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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A nun's rope might excite the Stalkinator.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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If the nun's rope is used to bound my hands to the headboard of my bed as Lexa Doig wears a habit and tells me that I've been a "naughty alter boy" and proceeds to spank me for my improprieties, then I might be excited by a nun's rope, too.

[ July 05, 2001: Message edited by: Siegfried ]

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Kosh
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Jubs, let us talk about the pics of LOA, and what you might take in trade.

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Think!
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To save face, keep lower half shut.
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MC Infinity
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LOA: I would offer to swap pics with you but I am in dire need of Digital Camera, so I can't.
Siegfried: I thought I was the only one!! Well not all that altar boy stuff, cuz that's a bit scary, but I think Lexa Doig is sooo hot! I'd sell my sould to any deity to sleep with her.

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Siegfried
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Lexa Doig is quite pleasing on the eyes. I wouldn't sell my soul to be with her because, well, someone's already put it on layaway. But I really like Scottish women and Filipinas and the wonderful Miss Doig is both.

As for the nunnish bondage stuff, I used to be freaked out by that. However, that all changed after we had a very long series of threads dedicated to bondage about two years ago. Since then, hey, I'd give it a shot. I'd just make sure that the woman involved wouldn't leave me tied to the bed.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Should I make a note in my dictionary that "better" has come to mean "more sexually gratifying"? Because I didn't know it had...
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MC Infinity
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'more sexually gratifying' has been 'better' for a while now, it's odd that you didn't notice yet.

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Except that that isn't what I said. Word order seems to have escaped you...
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Got this reply from the Grudge Match Maestros themselves:


Date: Wed, 4 Jul 2001 11:13:02 -0400 (EDT)
From: Grudge Match
To: [email protected]
Subject: Thanks


Eric -

Thanks for plugging our website on the flare message boards. Sorry that things are going as you'd like so far, though...

I got some good laughs out of that thread. The biggest was from that Infinity guy, who was worried about "accurate results". I think he really does need to look up the word "Joke". I think he's one of those people that would send us an overly serious and very late response to Death Star vs. Enterprise.

If you get the chance, though, please tell Dani that the dialogue he didn't care for was actually written by a Canadian, and one that works for
the Canadian goverment at that.

- Brian (tm)

WWWF Grudge Match
http://www.grudge-match.com/

"So consistently funny it ought to be developed into a series for Comedy Central!"
- Entertainment Weekly

[ July 06, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]

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MC Infinity
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dicks

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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First of Two
Better than you
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quote:
I think he's one of those people that would send us an overly serious and very late response to Death Star vs. Enterprise.

HAW-HAW!

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