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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Speaking of which, I need your address to send the invitation to. 8P

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Shik
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Assistant managership? Check.
Personal vehicle? Check.
Personal vehicle name? Check.
No money? Check.
Plan to guilt extra money out of well-off semi-absent father? Check.
Highly illgal sexual relationship? Check.
Extra body mass? Check.
New sheets? Check.

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"The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!"

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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When exactly were sexual relations outlawed?

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: Mojo Jojo ]


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capped
I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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*starts to explain*

*anticipates possible legal trouble, wonders if comments made on a scifi message board are admissable in court*

*shuts up*

We all do something illegal, dont we?

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Hi, I'm new here. *waves*

My life: Currently just working. At Wal-Mart. Pleh. Going back to school again in February, hope to be done by December 2002. As soon as I graduate, will trek up north to Chicago and try to land a good job in a nice law firm. Then with the help of a *REAL* close friend, move.

Until then, I will just keep writing for my enjoyment. Maybe someday for profit..

-SF.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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WAL-MART? WAL-MART?

ARRRGGHH!!!! Curse you, scourge, get out, you bring disaster, death, and plague to us all. Now Begone!!!!

I mean, welcome to our forums. :-)

[ December 04, 2001: Message edited by: Tahna Los ]



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On behalf of the Flare forums, I welcome you in our fine some-what demented community. Please make yourself feel at home.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Hm... Either Shik's delving into the territory of rape, or he's got someone under the age of sixteen in his bed...

Lee: Should I even ask why you seem to be inviting MaGiC to your honeymoon?


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Cartman
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No MIB, this community isn't demented... just you

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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
under the age of sixteen in his bed

Age on consent varies from state to state. I think some have it as low as 14.

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Shik
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Can't rape the willing.

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First of Two
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Oh, this thread just developed some potential...

let's list the possibilities...

Could be forceful...
Could be under the allowable age (which also varies if either partner is over or under 18)...
Could be a family member...
Could be another species...
Could be a partner or activity banned by local statute (kinda like oral is in some states)...

I smell an Interrogation thread... or mass smackdowns by a moderator.

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Shik
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My only clue shall be thus:

It is bigger than a breadbox.

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Your penis is larger than a breadbox?
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Cartman
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What kind of breadbox are we talking about here, anyway?

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