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Umm... You do realize that 1) it's no longer Halloween and 2) that the pumpkin picture has been circulating on the internet for years right?
Going back to the guessing game, I'm willing to put a five dollar bet on Shik coming into posession of a time machine and keeps going back in time to have sex with himself. Some states still have laws against homosexual encounters, and this could be considered incest since he and his partners genetic codes are from the same branch of the family tree. Plus, he is bigger than a breadbox!
The only problem is that I can't quite figure out how to fit the bestiality into that theory. Of course, he could be using the time machine to have sex with an earlier self and Mrs. Cartman and a few animals at South Park's annual drunken barn dance.
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Time travel is illegal!
Well ,the picture is new to me.. i just found it and it seemed a really appropriate random conversation piece.. seems likely its been around the block a few though.
Wait! Is gonig back in time and having sex with yourself incest? Sounds like it should be illegal!
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Blimey! With knobs on. Feels like you've only known her for 5 mins! I'm so pleased for you though, and if Liam is going I'd be honoured to come to your nuptual festivities. Don't want to be on my own there not knowing anyone...'Cept U of course...
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Thanks. One day I'll post the whole story of the wedding-plan saga, when I get round to it. Suffice to say that after all the other stuff there's a big party at a local cricket club on the evening of Saturday 4th May, and we're inviting everyone we can actually think of (and like) and can make it to East London for a party. Around here that comes down to MaGiC (and G, natch), Liam (plus one if ness. but let's face it, that's not gonna happen), Monty and Orion.
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"...Liam (plus one if ness. but let's face it, that's not gonna happen)"
Oi!
Ah, fuck it. You're right. Although I've never been the sort who would drag another friend (girl or not) to a party full of people she'd never met (although meeting Lee is surely a life changing experience for most of us).
Will there be cake?
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quote:Originally posted by First of Two: Talk about over-use of the html features...
Oh really? Well considering that I'm not as well versed in IT stuff and how to do even 1% of the things that you lot do - I think that my use is well within limits. So
And why is everyone taking it out on the smilies? They didn'y do anything to you - did they? (Gasps) Are they part of some evil conspiracy or something???
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I've never trusted smileys.. and i never will..
I can never forgive them.. for the death of my boy.
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I didn't mean the smilies... I meant the fecking long string of giant
CAPITAL LETTERS!!!
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