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Can I come on the honeymoon too? Me and Magic can go and play in the arcades or something while you realise that sex instantly becomes shit the second after you say "I do".
Apparently.
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I actually kind of find it funny that a thread started by Omega has become a thread questioning Shik's tawdry sexual practices and relationships.
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Well, Shik did say it was highly illegal, which would suggest it's not one of those stupid unenforce[d|able] laws like the ones against oral sex, and such.
And, of course, the comment of "you can't rape the willing" is pointless. If that were the situation, it wouldn't be rape, so it wouldn't be illegal. But, still he seems to be ruling that one out.
So, we're reduced to pedophilia, incest, bestiality, or some combination thereof.
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Tim: if you gotta ask, then you'll never understand, you're far too innocent. }B)
Actually, the invite is to the wedding party in the evening; we're limited for numbers for the actual ceremony and reception. No problem for the evening do however, we're looking at about 200 people. Liam, you're invited too!
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A combination of incest and bestiality? Um...
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I know! I know! It's the punchline to one of my favorite jokes!
"And they all chanted: 'Dopey fucked a penguin...'"
No?
Oh, well.
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quote:Originally posted by TSN: akb: I don't think that should be true. If your writer has a write speed of, say, 8x, and you use CDs that are rated for at least 8x, it should work perfectly. If not, there's probably something wrong.
Or am I mistaken?
TSN you be absolutely correct. I had neglected that fact, but when buying I was told this and decided that I should go for the best possible quality. Obviously I did not have all of the facts at the time - I'm not that technical when it comes to computers. I am planning (some time in the future) to go on a course to help me overcome this shortcoming. But I also think that the CD-RWs that support a higher write speed are more expensive - anyone in the UK want to confirm/slag off that fact?
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StarFire and welcome to Flare. We're all a bit mad here (at least I think so), but that's a healthy thing. Ah, the number of times that I've laughed while reading something on this forum . . . countless - very good for your health! Such as this topic - all this talk about illegal sexual activities and what-not - highly amusing. I want to know what it is too!
Oh, and enough bragging about size please - "larger than a breadbox" indeed! Please! Not everyone is that small!
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
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Talk about over-use of the html features...
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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Oh.. is he doing that here too.. don't worry.. I'll take care of those annoying buggers..
*chk chk*
*BLAM!!!.. BLAM!!*
Those things really irritate me.. that should take care of them.
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Now what the f**k? I tell Starfire that the people around here a slightly demented and I get ripped on. But when akb1979 says pretty much the same thing, nobody responds! You people are just biased against me! That's it isn't it?!?!!?
Mike, you neglected to kill a few more of those smileys, but I got them for ya!.