quote:Originally posted by thoughtychops: I dunno. I've been through a thing like this before. And I'll tell you one thing: This guy that stole/tried to steal your girl is a prick.
He picks her up on ICQ? He's a fucking weasel.
Man, if you aren't severely pissed off, you're a better man than me.
My only advice is to figure out some way to screw with him. And don't get caught.
It won't solve a thing. But who cares?
This is what I am doing now. One of my best friends (who I also happen to be crazy about) is going out with this asshole who's basically just using her and has already tried to cheat on her at least once. I am going to take him out. Snay, can i borrow your gun?
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Ok, will do. That was my original plan anyway... My baseball bat is aluminium.
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Yes but aluminium is easier to clean. Then if i need to dispense any other brutal beatings i still have the bat.
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Well, I was thinking of things that weren't totally illegal...
But, hey, if you want to maul the guy with a louisville slugger riddled with coffin nails, have fun. Just don't get caught.
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Kicking him in the testicles again and again with cleats (or whatever those shoes with the spikes on them are) anit against the law. Make sure you wear real baggy clothes and a ski mask. Drive a out of state car, and make sure your in front of her too. Scream the truth then the assualt. Then when she tell you about say it's true and they guy was your out of state friend Norman Carnbiwallye. He's african.
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Oh, it is SO obvious now. You shouldn't have gotten so familiar so soon, man. I'm reading your posts and its just leaping out at me ... your writing style just screams MIB -- !
Pick up any of the Episode II sets? Got 'em all. The drop ship is KICK-ASS! I've got a good idea for a rotating turret using one of those bubbles ... you can see it on the Nasal Avenger. How is your Lego city going?
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