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akb1979
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quote:
Originally posted by The Ulcer Mongoose:
Why do English authors use a single quote to denote dialogue, whereas the authors from the Americas use double quotes? Aside from our general stupidity, that is.

We do? [Confused]

I'm a Brit and I always use double quotes for the start and end of speech, and single for quotes either within or outside the speech. The double always looks best IMHO, single just looks shite.

[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

Oh yeah - and we were always taught to use double at school too. So which Brit's use single?

[ June 04, 2002, 14:03: Message edited by: akb1979 ]

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Nim
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Yes, single is much more weak.

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Fabrux
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Tolkien, for one. And he was a linguist. So I trust his judgment.

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The_Tom
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You're actually trusting the judgement of his publisher. Or his typesetter. ("Fuck!" What a boring job!)

Like I said, I've noticed the single-quote-only thing only in older British stuff.

[ June 04, 2002, 14:50: Message edited by: The_Tom ]

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Sol System
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Well, not that old. I spent some time this year reading some early novels by Iain Banks (who is Scottish) published in, oh, 84-86, say? And those used single quotes normally.
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Women, I've discovered are incredibly hard to trust. They do lie to you, so don't just take everything she says at face value. If you're suspcious, look into her.
I'm just replying to the first post, I don't have time to read 6 pages.

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Sol System
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Uh...that doesn't sound like an entirely healthy attitude.

In my experience, gender has nothing to do with trustworthiness, or approachability for that matter. The fault lies not in our stars, as it were.

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Teelie
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Well everyone knows men can't be trusted with anything. [Razz]

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PsyLiam
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quote:
...a decent "debate about punctuation"...
There is no such thing. To quote Shakespear, we are the most boring fuckers in the world.

And death to all women, or something.

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I do not know who Shakespear is. Maybe he is the writer of the spelling errors! You made an attempt to write Shakespeare but wrote Shakespear instead! Notice the difference! Limey! YOU SUCK SO MUCH ASS!

Also, my genitalia is/are very small.

[ June 04, 2002, 19:07: Message edited by: The Ulcer Mongoose ]

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Actually, Shakespeare himself signed his name w/ multiple different spellings. If he were around today, I don't doubt he'd be online, typing stuff like "2 b or not 2 b taht is teh question, wether t'is nobler in the mind 2 suffer teh slign s and arrrows of outrajuss (sp???) fortun" and so on...
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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And, most certainly: "ne1 no were theirs gay prono/?"
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capped
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h4 h4 1i a hoax that post wsa ritten by million monkeysd at 1000000typewriters

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Nim
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"Well everyone knows men can't be trusted with anything."

Not phare! We made "Ben Hur"!

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And what fun it was.
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