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capped
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I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF!

[ June 01, 2002, 02:18: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

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And you just wanted to share it with us along with that strange cap? What is that btw? He looks tired. Perhaps he needs to lie down.

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quote:
Originally posted by thoughtychops:
Well, I was thinking of things that weren't totally illegal...

But, hey, if you want to maul the guy with a louisville slugger riddled with coffin nails, have fun. Just don't get caught. [Smile]

It's only illegal if you get caught. Actually, the mauling bit is only if the other screwing with him things don't work. Or even if they do and I'm just having a bad day.

[ June 02, 2002, 12:38: Message edited by: Wraith ]

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Yes, I know Simon, but my "OMG MIB is BACK!" alert went off, and I just felt the need to spread the good news.

Don't play dumb, Defiant. Wait, you're not playing ...

[Big Grin]

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quote:
It's only illegal if you don't get caught.
Huh?

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Wraith
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Ooops

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the caption is:
I JUST CRAPPED MYSELF!
[ June 01, 2002, 02:18: Message edited by: CaptainMike ]

Okay, so I was curious.....

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by Wraith:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by thoughtychops:
[qb]It's only illegal if you get caught.

Actually, no. Not getting caught doesn't make illegal stuff fine and dandy.

[ June 02, 2002, 18:54: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]

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I think he meant something different. Didn't word it well, is all.

Like me saying: I fuck chickens. When I mean to say "I like to eat chickens".

It can be hard.

[ June 03, 2002, 04:05: Message edited by: thoughtychops ]

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As an aside, is it proper grammer to put the period inside or outside quotation marks when the quotes are at the end of a sentence? That one trips me up every time, and I don't have my Style book handy.
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quote:
Originally posted by thoughtychops:
As an aside, is it proper grammer to put the period inside or outside quotation marks when the quotes are at the end of a sentence? That one trips me up every time, and I don't have my Style book handy.

I have a feeling that the "standard" is different from Britain to N. America, so I wouldn't worry too much about it.
IIRC, in Britain I think you put it inside, whereas here it goes outside. Either that or vice versa, but I wouldn't get your knickers in a knot over it.

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capped
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Um.. it goes inside everywhere I've ever read... including the U.S.

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quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
Not getting caught doesn't make illegal stuff fine and dandy.

Strangely enough, I wasn't being serious.

[ June 03, 2002, 11:14: Message edited by: Wraith ]

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Why do English authors use a single quote to denote dialogue, whereas the authors from the Americas use double quotes? Aside from our general stupidity, that is.
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That's a question I've always wondered about too. (Always meaning a few moments every couple of years, rather than constantly. Yes.)

I think the Brits have stopped doing it in recent years, though.

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