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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
just 'cause one has a religious belief does NOT make them incapable of sexual fulfillment, enjoyment, and the occasional (or not so occasional) bit of kinky behavior!
Yes, but as evidenced by your post of:

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when I get married
It does make them* incapable of having sex with anything but their hand at this moment, regardless of being Catholic at the time or not.

Masturbation is the key to survival. You've got a hand (and many people have two), so put them to good use.

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In fact, I'd go so far as to say that I consider procreation a secondary purpose for sex at this point....
Damn straight. Primary purpose of sex is an orgasm (or two, or three, or four, or five, or six ...)

* Them = Forum member with a name of a certain Greek symbol.

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Sol System
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Is there a point to all of this?
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Malnurtured Snay
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Omega = Question re: lust/love.

LOA = Wants to get laid, can't 'til she's married.

Simon = Wants to talk about mucho masturbation, but embarassed.

Snay = Already talking about mucho masturbation (embarassing Simon), off to play Counter-Strike.

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Sol System
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So no, then.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Look at you BLUSH!

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Siegfried
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The point to all of this, dear Simon, is that Jeff has realized he's gone too long without bringing up Omega's religious beliefs and using them to paint him as "that silly, silly lad."

To sum up:
* love is great
* love can hurt
* masturbation's great
* masturbation can hurt
* sexual fulfillment is great
* sexual fulfillment can hurt. Especially if it results from being found by the police going at it froggy style in the fountain at the public park after dark while using sexual aides or varying size/shape/colors/construction and being forced to wait out the remainder of the night with a big burly cellmate named Bubba Joe as you wait for your parents to come bail you out the following morning. Not that I speak from experience or anything.

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Omega
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I, for one, plan to take GREAT pleasure out of having sex when I get married.... lots of pleasure, all the time.... just 'cause one has a religious belief does NOT make them incapable of sexual fulfillment, enjoyment, and the occasional (or not so occasional) bit of kinky behavior!

Amen!

But is there any point to this any more?

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Siegfried
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. <-- That's the point. [Big Grin]
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Malnurtured Snay
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quote:
Jeff has realized he's gone too long without bringing up Omega's religious beliefs
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Liz brought religion into this. I brought masturbation into this. Let's not confuse the two.

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Siegfried
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You're wrong. Vogon Poet did. LOA followed up.
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Malnurtured Snay
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About religion? Or masturbation? YOU'RE WRONG SIGGY, YOU'RE WRONG!

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Mikey T
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Omega, just forget this thread and find out if you are in love for yourself. Worst case scenario... you take a semi-automatic handgun and play Russian roulette because you get rejected. Best case scenario... your hand won't get tired and you hard drive will not have be filled with porn.

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I think Liz and Omega are going to be very disappointed on their wedding nights.
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Omega
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Does anyone read ANY of my posts? I've said at least twice that I posted this thread because I was curious to see other peoples' opinions, not because I don't have one of my own.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Omega, it's pretty easy to gauge that the reason you're asking for people's opinions on love is because you want to compare thoughts and determine if you're in love. Sorry bud ... it don't work that way [Frown]

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