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Lee's correct. It's to prevent your wee-wee from getting any santorum on it during anal sex.
::shudder:: I feel so dirty now.
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One would hope that Nim was referring to a trusted (and/or screened) sexual partner, and not suggesting that his favorite pickup line is "if you're raggin', I'm shaggin'".
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But still, doing it when stuff less pleasant than The Matrix: Revolutions is coming out of the woman is just, well, more sick and wrong than, er, The Matrix: Reloaded.
Or, to put it in more coarse language:
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww."
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Be glad he didn't say he was performing cunnilingus on her...
(dammit, now I feel dirty too...I second that 'Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww')
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I could see "heater" being a veilled refrence ....but car!?!
That's just wrong.
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Oh, oh! I know this one. As I recall, there was a poll among some community that ended up naming the...mess...after anal sex after some authority figure or something.
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I think a listener of Bob & Tom put it best when he wrote in that he had been watched Shark Week on the Discovery Channel, and at the same time his wife was on her period. She happened to go to the bathroom and not flush (ugh...) and he noticed that what he saw in the toilet looked a lot like the food that had been thrown to the sharks on TV. So from now on, that family refers to that time of the month as "Shark Week".
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