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TSN: "One would hope that Nim was referring to a trusted (and/or screened) sexual partner"
Huh? TSN giving me credit? What about the space/time continuum??? Re: partner, yes of course. At least here in Sweden, these issues are a mutual obligation in a relationship, it helps tremendously to be on the same level with eachother. They teach us that in 9th grade biology, for crying out loud.
Psyliasm: "But still, doing it when stuff less pleasant than The Matrix: Revolutions is coming out of the woman is just, well, more sick and wrong than, er, The Matrix: Reloaded."
That's prudish and oldfashioned. If it's that big of a problem just take a pre-shower both of you and you won't tell the difference. It's called improvising. Jeez.
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quote:Originally posted by Topher: Oh, oh! I know this one. As I recall, there was a poll among some community that ended up naming the...mess...after anal sex after some authority figure or something.
Note: If you're squeamish about where this post is going to go, I'd advise you to skip to the next one. This ain't gonna be pretty.
Actually, santorum was a humor columnist's response to the flap that Senator Santorum (R-PA) got into a while back. I want to say the columnist's name was Dave Barry, but I'm not entirely sure. Anyway, the mess Santorum got into was that, during the US Supreme Court's hearings on the Texas Homosexual Sodomy Law, Santorum said that if we allowed homosexual sexual intercourse, then we'd have to allow bestiality, incest, etc. because, (sarcasm) obviously, they are all the same thing. The result of the poll of his readers by the columnist was that santorum would from here on be the descriptor of the mixture of lubrication and fecal matter that occurs with anal intercourse.
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I have deep misgivings about saying this, but. . . on the few occasions I have done. . . I never noticed any. . . oh, God. . . 'fecal matter.' Not that I looked too closely, I was afraid I might and it'd put me off doing it ever again.
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I'll just say that I agree with Lee. I dunno. Maybe some people are just naturally... um... cleaner. Back there. Yes.
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Woah woah woah woah...Tim has done Anal sex?
He has just got 7 billion points off of me.
Nim: It's not prudish. Well, maybe it is. But it's still a bit "ewww". And feeling a bit "ewww" is not really conductive to good sex.
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Really good sex shouldn't have an "ewww." I've done loads of things that previously I might have thought "ewww" of, but gone ahead and and done them in the heat of passion. Kinda removes the whole "ewww" factor from whatever act it was.
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I am so sorry I brought this up. I am so, so sorry.
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No you're not. You evil bastard.
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Have you tried Kvass? It's on my international beverage "to do" list. I hear it's great. In the same sense that period sex can be great phys. therapy for girls who feel uptight during their period. Made her toes curl and eyes roll over white, mm-mmm.
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Tim: I think the American billions has become standard here too, to avoid confusion.
But still...I am really tempted to use an emoticon. Probably this one: O_O
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