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Siegfried
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She has no orifices, so he wasn't that considerate.

To stay on subject, though, I found my old mesh golfing cap. It's an ugly shade of green and has a tee-holder with three tees in it. On the front in big white letters it reads, "DON'T TEE ME OFF!"

I'm embarrassed to say that I actually wore that several times.

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Hobbes
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I was looking through a magazine yesterday and found the source of my annoyance with these damn hats. The article was fads of 2003...looking at them I'd glad I was at sea for most of the year.

So apparently it started with that dude that lost his car from That 70's Show, Ashton Krutcher wearing a John Deer mesh hat. I'd half expect to see shit like that in South Carolina, but now Hollywood celebs like to dress in clothes that look cheaper than what I wear and yet cost more than what I make in a month.

What's worse are clothes in magazines like Stuff or FHM that are like $200 for a shirt, $300 for pants, $500 for a jacket. It makes me wonder if those people actually think the average person can afford a closet full of clothes that expensive. Hell, I rarely buy clothes that cost more than $30.

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Hobbes:
Hell, I rarely buy clothes that cost more than $30.

Niether do I. I like my $25 pants and this free T-shirt I got from an equipment vendor. Spend $350,000 on a machine and get a free T-shirt! It says "IRAD IRWIN RESEARCH AND DEVELOPMENT" on the front and it's blue. Came with a matching hat but I lost it.

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The hat looked stupid so I hid it. There, I said it.

And if you don't wash that shirt one of these days I'll hide that too.

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PsyLiam
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How long has it gone without a wash?

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by PsyLiam:
How long has it gone without a wash?

Irrelevant.

She tackled me, took the shirt and washed it shortly after posting.

But sadly she won�t give me the hat back. Guess I�ll have to order another one.

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I'll just hide it with the other one. Belive me there's plenty of room for hat hiding here.

And you can have the dang shirt back as soon as you order lunch! Now quit gawking at starships and order pizza!


BTW, this is payback for you showing up on my cancer forum. [Big Grin]

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Wraith
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Uh, oh; she's becoming assertive. Look out Styrofoaman!! [Wink]

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Wraith:
Uh, oh; she's becoming assertive. Look out Styrofoaman!! [Wink]

This is nothing. Once saw her punch a clerk for accidently selling her Pepsi instead of Coke. This is quite tame.

But at least I got my shirt back.

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Siegfried
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Based on past anecdotes, I think it's safe to assume that she already is assertive.

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Grokca
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Be a man, stand up to her and get your hat back.

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Styrofoaman
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Right. I value my nads.

I'll just order a new one and have it sent to a PO box. [Big Grin]

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Fabrux
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Coke is evil. Pepsi is the One True Cola�

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WizArtist
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Pepsi...that's Klingon for the "Elixir of Life"

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PsyLiam
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People who get so worked up over the differences between Coke and Pepsi that they refuse to drink one of them rank only slightly ahead of Daily Mail readers, Republicans, and people who spell the country as "Brittain" (not necessarily in that order).

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