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TSN
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Wow. That's some pretty impressive compensation there...
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Curry Monster
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Yes, well, just remember snay - No deer for a month!
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Malnurtured Snay
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Fucker!

Well, I suppose I'll run over some squirrels, then.

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Mikey T
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And why would you pick on those animals? Some college campuses consider squirrels as secondary mascots.

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"It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans."
-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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AndrewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Malnurtured Snay:
I'd just avoided paying an ASSLOAD for new repairs, and I got a sweet looking fast 5-speed sports car which saved me an ASSLOAD (my new favorite word) in gas mileage!

Isn't that Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge's favourite word too? [Big Grin]

Just-jokes Michael! [Wink]

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TSN
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Not good ones, mind you, but just jokes nevertheless.
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Mikey T
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No, my favorite word is Starbucks... you're confusing that with my favorite way of... nevermind.

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-Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek

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Curry Monster
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Think of it this way squirrels do a lot less damage.

But if you are feeling adventerous, I have not said anything about running over a moose.

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Nim
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That's because you don't run over a moose.
Moose are tall enough to fall into the front seat of the car, giving driver instant moose-sandwich in his mouth.

Sweden has much moose. Our king gets out every year and shoots himself some. It's the yearly moose hunt.
Moose kebab is one of the juiciest kebab fillings on the face of this earth.

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Lee
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Mmm. . . moose kebab. . .

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Curry Monster
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Nim - I know.

But that kebab sounds interesting. When you eat it....is it antlers first?

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Lee
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Moose curry?

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Nim
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Moose curry would go down extremely well. It is solid meat, tastes very "wild" (some call it gamy, but not in a bad way).

The real way to eat moose comes from Norrland, below Lapland. Moose stew or roast in swedish chanterelle sauce, with some currant-jelly or lingonberry jam.
For dessert, hot cloudberries with vanilla ice cream.
Cloudberries are cool.

I miss my grandma. [Frown]

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Lee
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Cloudberries? Tell us more. Sorry about your gran. . .

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Nim
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Um, cloudberries. Hjortron in swedish. Amber-colored, raspberry-looking things. Grows best in the northern half of Sweden. Doesn't taste like raspberry, though, in fact I couldn't describe it to you if I had a week.
Great jam (served hot), even better liqueur.

The name is similar to 'smultron', the baby version of strawberries (like baby corn vs. regular), and 'hjort' is our word for stag, deer.
Our deer and reindeer also being secluded to the north.

Here they are.
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