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Well, I'm glad someone thwapped him. Now if we can just get him laid...
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We'd have to find a woman who'd go on top (yeah, cos that's hard), otherwise it would be phsysically very dangerous for the poor lass.
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quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Well, I'm glad someone thwapped him. Now if we can just get him laid...
You know me always up for a challenge....
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How do I convince the guy that I'm with that he can't live a day of his life without me and that for christmas or our anniversary (they're only a week apart) I want a ring - not a PDA like he's BEEN looking at.
I'm trying to be subtle, but we've both always been like "No, I never want to get married!" so now I'm freaking out 'cause I'm not sure how to tell him I changed my mind without scaring him off if he's not ready yet..... oy. Men are so confusing! I wish I could grasp what goes on in that head of his........
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Nah, men aren't confusing. He's acting exactly the way he said he would act. You, on the other hand, said one thing and now want something else People change their minds. It happens, and I'm not trying to be mean, but if there's something on your mind, the only way to get it on *his* mind is to tell him. You can do it in a kind, loving, subtle, low pressure way, but he won't know unless you say so.
And what guy wouldn't love to hear, "I never thought I'd want to spend every day of my life with one person until I met you."
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: And what guy wouldn't love to hear, "I never thought I'd want to spend every day of my life with one person until I met you."
Um...every bloke i've ever met?
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Well, coming from the woman I love, I would think that would be a very reassuring thing to hear. Coming from, say, Lorena Bobbit or Tammy Baker... yah... scary stuff.
quote:Originally posted by Jason Abbadon: Well, I'm glad someone thwapped him. Now if we can just get him laid...
You know me always up for a challenge....
Did I say him?!? I meant me! ME! see what happens when you think of others? Shit! Never think of others first!
quote:Originally posted by LOA: You guys, I STILL want to get married....
How do I convince the guy that I'm with that he can't live a day of his life without me and that for christmas or our anniversary (they're only a week apart) I want a ring - not a PDA like he's BEEN looking at.
I'm trying to be subtle, but we've both always been like "No, I never want to get married!" so now I'm freaking out 'cause I'm not sure how to tell him I changed my mind without scaring him off if he's not ready yet.....
~LOA
Can you do a decent Rick Moranis inpersonation? If so, tell him you're pregnant. Then, after he does the "right thing" and marries you, you can do the Dark Helmet voice and yell "FOOLED YOU!! What's with you man, I mean, come on!"
Sure, you'll get dumped and he'll be in therapy for the rest of his life, but sacrifices have to me made for comedic value.
But that's just my take on it.
Or you could buy him a PDA with a bunch of marriage tips installed in it- if that does not drive home the point, just marry some russian chick online...or fight Aban's new wife for his hand in matrimony while TOS "gladiator music" plays- we can webcast it and pay for the wedding/funeral.
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1000 Woolongs on Aban's wife- she's there and she aint leaving willingly.
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Aban is right, men are ridiculously simple. If they're tired, they will say so. If they are hungry, they will say so. If they want something, they will say so. It's a chiche, but have you ever heard a man say in an argument:
"well, if you don't know what's wrong then I'm not telling you."
Understanding a man doesn't involve trying to work out what he really thinks. It involves you understanding that what he thinks is what he says that he thinks.
quote:Originally posted by Aban Rune: And what guy wouldn't love to hear, "I never thought I'd want to spend every day of my life with one person until I met you."
I never believed that until Tim said it the other day via IM. Now I wlak with a skip in my step and a song in my heart.
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People change their minds. It happens, and I'm not trying to be mean, but if there's something on your mind, the only way to get it on *his* mind is to tell him. You can do it in a kind, loving, subtle, low pressure way, but he won't know unless you say so.
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