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Author Topic: Todays's news goodies Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       Oh, it gets better. Sometimes, when my parents arent home, I let the dog on the couch. -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged Mars Needs Women Sexy Funmobile Member # 1505 posted                       Do you also take ice cubes from the tray without refilling it? Registered: Feb 2005  |  IP: Logged Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       Yes. But that is only because I am used to having an ice maker. Sometimes, I put the empty box of pop tarts back in the pantry. -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       I don't think you're the athiest. I've seen people who are athier than you. Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Daniel Butler I'm a Singapore where is my boat Member # 1689 posted                       Yeah. Athiests have a god: ATHE! Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       Athier? THat's a good one. My sister and her friends have a problem saying athiest (at 12 no less), so I normally get Anal-theist, and athie-enismetist. -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged Nim The Aardvark asked for a dagger Member # 205 posted                       What do you acheive by saying athiests are better then alot of nieve isreali poeple? Registered: Aug 1999  |  IP: Logged TSN I'm... from Earth. Member # 31 posted                       I guess what I should have said is "are you an adictionaryist, also?". Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       Wait, where did I go of on nieve Israelis? -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged Nim The Aardvark asked for a dagger Member # 205 posted                       Nowhere, that was boiler-plate. Registered: Aug 1999  |  IP: Logged Daniel Butler I'm a Singapore where is my boat Member # 1689 posted                       o.O Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       What the fetch? -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged Shik Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never Member # 343 posted                       Hilarious. -------------------- "The French have a saying: 'mise en place'—keep everything in its fucking place!" Registered: Jun 2000  |  IP: Logged HopefulNebula Active Member Member # 1933 posted                       Which is why I love police blotters. -------------------- "Don't fight forces; use them." --R. Buckminster Fuller http://hopefulnebula.dreamwidth.org/ Registered: Oct 2006  |  IP: Logged Sean First Tenor Member # 2010 posted                       I read a police blotter in a local historical society once. from 1928. Pretty dull. 1st Feb- Officer Macenroe pulled over a driver for speeding at 30 miles per hour. 2nd feb- liquor bust at house at 540 Houston St. Shots fired, no one hurt. 23rd feb.- Officer Macenroe was struck down by a speeding automobile. Taken to hospital. Pronounced dead at 3 o'clock PM next day. 25th Feb- Ticket issued to horse owner for refusing to pick up horse droppings at 2:10 PM, at 3657 South Buffalo Street. All hand written too. Kind of interesting. -------------------- "Kosh, I'd like to introduce you to our Resident schmuck and his side kick Kick Me."-Ritten "Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity". -George Carlin Registered: Jul 2007  |  IP: Logged

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