Really, did he inject himself in Dennys' bathroom or right at the table? Did the waitress at least get his beverage order first? Carbonated, no doubt.
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What worries me is that he got easy access to the Denny's kitchen so he could get a butcher's knife. Another reason to hate Denny's.
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quote:Originally posted by Mars Needs Women: What worries me is that he got easy access to the Denny's kitchen so he could get a butcher's knife. Another reason to hate Denny's.
Well...it's just a door. It's not like it's locked or has guards or something. In some restaurants it's not even a door, just an open archway or something. If I worked there and saw some crazy coked-up asshole running for the kitchen I'd get out of the way lol.
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Well, if it was filled all the way, like a balloon...you can inflate a condom like a balloon with air, and it will be round shaped, so I'm assuming you can do it with water
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lol My point exactly, Sean. They're sausage-shaped. Breasts are not. Like that sketch on Leno with the guy who was too homophobic to eat hot dogs so he had breast-shaped hot dogs instead. Hehehe.
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quote:Originally posted by Mars Needs Women: What worries me is that he got easy access to the Denny's kitchen so he could get a butcher's knife. Another reason to hate Denny's.
Well...it's just a door. It's not like it's locked or has guards or something. In some restaurants it's not even a door, just an open archway or something. If I worked there and saw some crazy coked-up asshole running for the kitchen I'd get out of the way lol.
I was once chased around a chinese resturant's kitchen by a crazed jamacian bus boy with a cleaver. I started it, but the moment of surreal near-death experience while the kitchen staff yelled in various asian languages always makes me smile when eating at a chinese resturant... But I digress.
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