Flare Sci-fi Forums
Flare Sci-Fi Forums Post New Topic  Post A Reply
my profile | directory login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Flare Sci-Fi Forums » Community » The Flameboard » With Apologies to Our Canadian Friends... (Page 3)

  This topic comprises 8 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   
Author Topic: With Apologies to Our Canadian Friends...
First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

 - posted      Profile for First of Two     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
and then, fuck the US, they should do what we tell them to, because nobody ever tries to blow us up.

--------------------
"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

 - posted      Profile for Lee     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Exactly. Gosh, finally lightening up, Firsty? Or did you just have a lot of new stickers to paste into books today, and the fumes went to your head? 8)

--------------------
Never mind the Phlox - Here's the Phase Pistols

Registered: Jul 2000  |  IP: Logged
First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

 - posted      Profile for First of Two     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Except that in most countries, the above isn't true (Ricin in your subways, bombings in your discos, grenades at your airports, hijacks of your planes, etc. etc.)

Now, it's true in Canada - at least, I don't recall anyone trying to blow Canadians up recently (deliberately, that is), but then again, you usually actually have to DO something before anybody's interested in blowing you up.

Except Al-Qaeda, who will blow you up just for not being Muslim. Or not being Muslim enough. Or being friends with non-muslims, or working with them, or letting them set foot in 'your' desert, or just being wherever they choose to hit.

Lighten up? Me? Bah! "I'll be mellow when I'm dead."

--------------------
"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Treknophyle
Senior Member
Member # 509

 - posted      Profile for Treknophyle     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Don't forget being the wrong type of muslim.

--------------------
'One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.' - Lazarus Long

Registered: Feb 2001  |  IP: Logged
Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

 - posted      Profile for Jay the Obscure     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
I'm glad you boiled the whole anti-American argument down to "they hate us just becasue we're not Muslim."

I was worried for a second that the whole exploiting other countries for fun and profit might have something to do with it.

That or trying to impose your own squinty-eyed version of America onto the rest of the world.

--------------------
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

 - posted      Profile for First of Two     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jay the Obscure:
I'm glad you boiled the whole anti-American argument down to "they hate us just becasue we're not Muslim."

I was worried for a second that the whole exploiting other countries for fun and profit might have something to do with it.

That or trying to impose your own squinty-eyed version of America onto the rest of the world.

I did no such thing. Oh, I boiled Al-Qaeda's anti-american argument down to that, but only because it's completely and utterly true, and they've said so.

Unless you're going to try and tell me that they hate Hussein because he's pro-American...

But they don't have the only anti-american belief system out there, as you of all people should know.

"exploiting others for fun and profit?" Oh, yeah, like we got there first.

--------------------
"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

 - posted      Profile for Jay the Obscure     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Yes, but like you said, they don't seem to be trying to blow up Canada, or Mexico, or....

--------------------
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

 - posted      Profile for First of Two     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Mexico has its own, internal problems, what with exploiting it's OWN people. Plus, there's no powerhouse economy there for anyone to be envious of.

Canada.. is probably not even on their radar screens. I mean, you have to be known of before you can be hated.

Besides, the US is a much more impressive target, so we get a much higher priority on their list.

Over there, though, they won't give a damn. If a guy hijacks your plane, and you tell him you're a Canadian, not from the USA, will it make a difference? Not likely.

--------------------
"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

 - posted      Profile for Styrofoaman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Well, when it's all said and done we'll have the ENTIRE WORLD against us...

We've been over there for weeks now and every day we hear stuff like "POISON GAS FOUND! er, no... it was really rancid veg-oil..."

Now we're firing tank-shells into hotels full of civilians because there are snipers....

--------------------
Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged
Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

 - posted      Profile for Jay the Obscure     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
True enough, but niether Canada, or Mexico, South Africa, or...., irregradless of their own internal problems, are Muslim per say, or even the wrong kind of Muslim.

Why shouldn't I expect Al Qaeda to be boming them as well.

--------------------
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

 - posted      Profile for Styrofoaman     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
When it comes right down to it, they don't control the same amount of oil that Iraq does.

Sure there is oil in Mexico... BUT! The current government is FRIENDLY to the USA. So we see no reason to manufacture reasons to go in and smash heads!

Yet!

--------------------
Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged
Jay the Obscure
Liker Of Jazz
Member # 19

 - posted      Profile for Jay the Obscure     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Ever heard anything of Venezuela or Hugo Chavez?

--------------------
Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war.
~ohn Adams

Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine.
~Brad DeLong

You're just babbling incoherently.
~C. Montgomery Burns

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
First of Two
Better than you
Member # 16

 - posted      Profile for First of Two     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jay the Obscure:
True enough, but niether Canada, or Mexico, South Africa, or...., irregradless of their own internal problems, are Muslim per say, or even the wrong kind of Muslim.

Why shouldn't I expect Al Qaeda to be boming them as well.

Because they don't have a high-enough profile.

They won't get around to them until they're done with us.

--------------------
"The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

 - posted      Profile for Ritten     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
Rob, they don't do anything in Canada and Mexico because they are good jump off points for them, having all the length of the border to get in to the US. Piss off either one of them and they may have to pull their heads out of the sand.
On the plus side, I got to deck a Canadian today, and have him lodged at the Saint Clair County Bed and Breakfast. All because he couldn't wait an hour or so to get his shoes that he left in the room he checked out of earlier. $300.00 Canadian dlooars for a pair of Reboks, I bet China likes Canada too, buying that stuff from their sweat shops.
My point is that Canada is on their radars, as an ally.....

--------------------
"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

Registered: Sep 2000  |  IP: Logged
TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

 - posted      Profile for TSN     Send New Private Message       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote 
"'exploiting others for fun and profit?' Oh, yeah, like we got there first."

Well, first off, at least you're not denying it. But, your arguement is that anything is A-okay as long as someone else has done it before?

Registered: Mar 1999  |  IP: Logged
  This topic comprises 8 pages: 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8   

Quick Reply
Message:

HTML is enabled.
UBB Code™ is enabled.

Instant Graemlins
   


Post New Topic  Post A Reply Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


© 1999-2024 Charles Capps

Powered by UBB.classic™ 6.7.3