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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Okay, what's with all this Canadian nationalism lately? I mean, I'm all for nationalism, but sometimes it seems a bit extreme. Twice this week I've seen Canadians complain about being called American, even though they live in North America. And it's not like there's much difference between Canada and the US, beyond funny accents, eh? Both were founded by England. Both are predominantly English-speaking (sure, there's some French-speakers, but no more than Spanish-speaking people in the US). The level of technology and culture is similar. And both, uh, share a common border (okay, fine, that's stretching it a bit). Doesn't Canada even rely on the US military for protection? If there's a war tomorrow, I'd like like to see the Canadians go, "No, we don't need your help, US, we're independent, we are!" How about the US says, "Oh, go away. You burnt down the White House!"?

(I don't actually have anything against Canada or it's citizens. I just felt it was time someone threw them on the grill.)

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Cargile
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Actually Canadian Armed Forces do deploy to regions (some of them Hot Spots) that interest Canada.
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Jeff Raven
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You call this a roasting? I thought it was going to be about that Sabres game! Now THAT was a roasting for the Canadians....

heheheh...

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monkeyboy
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easy on the similair culture thing.
Everyone is different. Attiudes are different.
Just look at the gun issue, jail,mentatlity of the people and their view on the,selves. totally different

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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Cargile: Yes, but the Canadian military is really small, especially for its land area.

monkeyboy: The political views of Canadians are present in the US, just not prevalent. They're not that different anyway.

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Montgomery
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I fear my perception of Canada has been heavily influenced by "Due South".......

And why the hell shouldn't they resent being called American?

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Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Everyone has their own culture, and what if it's similar? They're proud of being Canadians, so let them be. I am a Pakistani living here in England, and I consider myself to be a British Pakistani. I will never deny that part of my heritage, and no-one should be held accountable for honouring or acknowledging their own background.

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Elim Garak
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Okay, I want in on the roasting!

I AM NO LESS CANADIAN THAN ANYONE ELSE HERE, NO MATTER WHAT SOMEONE MAY SAY.

There. I've had enough of that, being called less of a Canadian!

No! Due South is evil!

Very small, yes. U.S. dependant, more than the U.S. depends on itself!

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PsyLiam
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COCO POPS!

Ahem, sorry.

And Monty's just bitter because he probably gets called English instead of British or Scottish.

Which isn't a problem for me.

Except for the American who once thought I was Irish. The blooming cheak of it all m'lad. Ooh, she stole me lucky charms she did.

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First of Two
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I was talking to a friend of mine the other day, and the topic drifted to Quebec and such, and how vehement some Canadians are becoming about their nationality and sovreignty. "You'd almost think they were from the US," she said.

Which fits, when I listen to talk radio and such and hear people moaning about how we're "giving up sovreignty" to the UN and NATO and such. (I say "and such" a lot, don't I?) And I wonder what they would have said if they were present at the Constitutional Convention, when the original States of the US gave up sovreignty to form the US. How far down does nationalism have to go before it becomes stupid? Probably where it is in Yugoslavia.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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*straps on flamethrower*

*Roasts both Frank and Jeff*

Ok guys, how would you like it? Medium Rare? Well done? Charcoal Burned?

Jeff: We'll be back next year. And we'll be coming with a vengeance.

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Coddman
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*walks in all mean-faced* *takes out a beefy arsenal of weapons and means o'mass destruction* *blows all the Canaduuh-Bashers into little kibbles and then kicks the kibbles out the airlock* How about that, eh!? >:-) Die.

Americans. They support the death penalty. They like the heat. They still haven't switched over to the metric system like everyone else. They think they're the kings of the planet, regardless if they are or not. They still use 1 and 2 dollar bills. They supported slavery. They are all rich, live in big houses with two cars and 10 pets, they are the world's enemy right now, and come July 14 1999, they will all die. Gee. Sucks to be you.....eh? Hehehe.

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Elim Garak
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I did not know the U.S. had two-dollar bills. Maybe I'm misinformed...

Americans are people from the Americas.

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Elim Garak
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*thinks of another thing* And I thought only about half the U.S. states have the death penalty...

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Aethelwer
Frank G
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Well, I don't like the death penalty, or heat, and I do like the metric system. But everything else you said is true. Heh heh heh.

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