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TSN
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JeffK: Obviously, you didn't read what I posted, so I'm not even going to bother giving you a response...

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Malnurtured Snay
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TSN,

I'm not neccessarily responding to you, although I did re-read your post a couple of times ... the first time I read it I'm afraid I got a different story than the third time.

But mostly I'm talking to JeffRaven, who although bearing a great first name, I disagree with a bit it would seem.

So, Jeff -- gay lovers? They can't get married, should they abstain?

Jeff

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Jeff Raven
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I think TSN has a good point, which I must agree with. Marriage is not just a religious or a legal matter. Its a psychological one too. When you make up your mind that you and your partner want to spend your lives together, then it should be, on a psychological sense, a marriage.

However, in these days, marriage is a legal issue, and a religious one as well. I see the exchanging of vows a reaffirmation of your eternal love to that person. In the eyes of God, you are one.

At present, I have no opinion of whether or not homosexual sex is true sex, nor do I hold that it is indeed 'wrong.' So until then, I won't debate either way.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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"whether or not homosexual sex is true sex"

No, it's fake. They don't really love each other and show their expression of love physically, they bake brownies. And call it sex.

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.


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Jay the Obscure
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Oh, my poor thread.

I don't think a single thread in the FB can ever stay on topic.

LOL!

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"True sex"? The hell?

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Curry Monster
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True to what exactly? Some outdated paitriachial association tradition?

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Kosh
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quote:

"Pig fucking"
We prefer the terms "lusty groping" or "going at it like Cracker Jack".

AKA Makin Bacon!!

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TSN
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Well, as long as we're on the subject of pork (double entendre? You bet...), how about "hide the sausage"?

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000


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"Look at her megabytes!! I'd like to RAM her Hard drive with my joystick. It's plug and play. For her."

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"...you know, Omega, there's a phrase you might want to look up. It goes something like "paranoid arrogant fuckwit who has more chance of ejaculating to the moon than he has of ever convincing a girl that he's a viable prospect for marriage." -PsyLiam, September 16, 2000 10:23 PM.


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TSN
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The best part is, that was post #69 in this thread...

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"If the rope is a quarter of a Zeuslength in size, then the Defiant shalt most naturally be seven times the thirty-second part of a Zeuslength?"
-Boris Skrbic, 27-Sep-2000


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Curry Monster
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*Bows to Ultra Magnus*

Very, very good. Say, are you interested in joining the Curry Order, as more than just a puny minion?

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Re: Russia in WWII

"Hey, we butchered Poles! Thats OK."
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PsyLiam
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Y'know, I'm sure UM wasn't this funny a few months ago. Maybe he's just realised that trying to have a serious argument around here is pointless, and has gone for the far more fun "flibbley-flop" approach.

Vaguely on topic, I suppose you could call "true sex" the act of inserting the male member into and out of the woman's cubby-hole, and removing it again, repeatedly, for up to (and including) half a minute. And then falling asleep.

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Jay the Obscure
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I'm curious all you moralists out there...

You kids out there who say that parents are the moral teachers of childres (I agree)...but what I wonder is how many of your parents sat down and talked with you about sex?? Talked...not watch this video, but talked.

The birds and the bees do it...that sort of thing...

My parents never uttered a word to me about the subject...and they were deeply involded in my life on many different levels.

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First of Two
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My dad did, but by the time he did, I already knew everything anyway.

At least partly because I discovered his stash of magazines a long time before.

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