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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Well, each of her ears is pierced about four or five times, and she's still planning more...

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First of Two
Better than you
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I saw a guy once who had his nostrils, ears, and nipples pierced, and had chains linking each piercing.

And I thought to myself, "That poor bastard better hope he never gets in a fight. Somebody will grab those chains, and... owie."

Then I saw the guy with the snake fetish who had his teeth filed and his tongue surgically cleaved. SICK.

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Quatre Winner
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To say nothing of guys who have had their penile foreskin pierced.

Ow.

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Siegfried
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Well, Jordan brought up penile foreskin piercings, so I'll bring up something that probably hurts just as much: Prince Albert piercings!

OUCH!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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And I'll bring up my lunch.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I saw a guy in the paper who had removed all his teeth and inserted steel ones. He had the world record, I think.
Also, there's some weird thing going on where they just cut off all the foreskin, just let it rip! Crazy, man, crazy! In some countries they even do it on women, ha!
Of course, the girls lose the whole clitoris and stuff, plus they can get infected in a heartbeat.

And everybody knows that the whole tradition started so as to preclude masturbation, but the men can cheat.

Well this IS the flameboard, and I AM technically already in my pyjamas, so...


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[This message has been edited by Nimrod (edited January 24, 2001).]


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Nim
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Funny, third time this week I started a new page in a thread.
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Quatre Winner
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Ain't we the trend setter, eh?

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PsyLiam
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Oooh, nice sarcasm.

"Of course, the girls lose the whole clitoris and stuff".

Typical eh? The women lose it, and it's up to the men to find it. And it's always in the last place you look.

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Siegfried
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Right next to the G-Spot?

** ducks and covers **

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Yes you do that, because I was being serious...

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We did but build his pedestal,
A narrow and a tall one.

-Tleilaxu Epigram



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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Yeah. Female circumcision, a horrible process that amounts to mutilation.

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PsyLiam
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I know. I was being lighthearted. Doesn't mean I don't think it's sick and disgusting. And probably bloody painful.

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Omega
Some other beginning's end
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'Bout like male circumcision, at that...

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Malnurtured Snay
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Hardly. Circumcision doesn't cause a male pain later in his life, while female circumcision, IIKWITA, is a constant health risk.

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