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TSN
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Well, yes, circumcision could be just the removal of the foreskin (yes, women have one, too). I expect removal of the clitoris would be better described as a clitorectomy...

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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You = expert.
That fact = disturbing.
This thread = wrong.

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Jeff Raven
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Magnus, you are hardly one to talk about things disturbing.

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Nim
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Magnus, if you check my examination of this thread's progress you'll find this is a perfectly ordinary development for threads of this type.
Now, I can't say to 100% exactly how prude you are, so simply cry out when things get to scary for you and we'll use baby talk to discuss the little fireman and other filthy things, okiedokie?

TSN: Did you mean (Here I go again, UM) inner labia? Can those be removed without consequenses? Is it common??

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To balance out the awfulness in this ungodly thread, I shall display images of happiness and joy.

Horrible, horrible things occur when searching for flower pictures. FLOWERS ARE NOT GAY PORN!!!!!!!!

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[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited January 29, 2001).]


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Malnurtured Snay
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No, but if you believe Yahoo and other search engines, George W. Bush is a "dumb motherfucker" ... did anyone else see that?

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....Hmmm, although it is noticeable that in other words, flowers are "plant genitals."
Just something to keep in mind...humans must be the only species that regularly gives itself genitals of another species on special occasions.
Now whats the symbolism of "that"?

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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Now that is a good point.

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TSN
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Anyone seen Pink Floyd's The Wall?

Nimrod: No, from what I understand, there's a separate foreskin that covers the clitoris. Although, contrary to what UM might say, I am not an expert by any stretch of the imagination, so I can't really be sure. :-)

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Those are VERY pretty images, Magnus! Pretty indeed!
Buuut I think in the interest of our forumers health, we must enter your home and expose you to various forms of porn and erotica, four hours a day for two weeks. You know, to break down the barriers. No need to worry, the walls will be padded so you can't accidentally kill yourself.
After that, all will be well, you'll see.
Who knows, perhaps you'll even dare to open your eyes when you wee-wee. And take off the earmuffs when you do Number 2. We will have a great time!!!

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I'm beggining to suspect i'm amongst a group of hentais (perverts).

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I'm sorry ... starting to believe?

Hey, somebody needs to add that to the FAQ: we are all perverts.

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*L* Ummm, well speak for yourself. I may like dick but I am NOT a hentai!

Or maybe I am. *gives up, tosses hat into hentai ring*

There. happy? :-)

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I do believe we've all forgotten the wholesomeness of the bowler. Let us sit back, and admire the derby in all it's English glory.

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"...screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" - Omega.

Irony ensues.

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Nim
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Whilst playing with ourselves
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