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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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In erection or in flaccidity?
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Lee
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Aw, heck, if we can work out the length of the Defiant when it's a certain distance above the Excelsior-class USS Lakota, then we can work out Tim's height when he's a certain distance in front of an average-sized paperback book!

*calculates*

I make it somewhere between 120cm and 170cm. 8)

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PsyLiam
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Does this count as a drinking situation? I'm confused and frightened.

And are those paperback-refits, or the original version?

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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The penis is still there. I'm having trouble believing that it is a wholly appropriate image.
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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i was gonna type something funny (or at least something i think is funny), but then i said "fuck it, not worth the effort". you can all thank me later.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Hooray.
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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i'm a jolly good fellow.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Like Saint Nick?
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Prismatic EdipisReks
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yes.
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Lee: I'm afraid your estimate falls a bit short.

Liam: I was smiling. Sort of. A little.

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PsyLiam
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You're less than 120cm tall?

You are a tiny person.

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No, I'm taller than 170cm. Thus, the reason that Lee's estimate was too short.
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PsyLiam
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Then that merely makes you even fatter!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Is that even possible?
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when science combines with magic, anything is possible.
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