Topic: The Never-Ending Story: may God have mercy on my soul...
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Michael_T, i suppose that the gunmen who are forcing you to read it are responsible for that? You could exercise a form of restraint and not click on it. Free will might not be an illusion after all.
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CaptainMike, since when am I known for restraint in here?
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Once upon Jesus Christ's pet gerbil's birthday, Omega restarted his magnificent action of eating.
The insipid knackwurst started fermenting wildly while Rupert Murdoch got high on Frenchmen's baguettes.
Whimpering James Dean melodies played over Adolf Eichmann's choking cough.
Ronald Sandoval theorem states explosions never occur during cracking lithium. However, they randomly... KABLAMMO!
"Holy crap on fire!"
Tony Orlando died happy.
Christoper Moltisante...? Who?
You think this is funny? Hardly.
"I wouldn't laugh if Tony Soprano exploded," Dr. Jennifer Melfi said.
Pauli Walnuts has walnuts upon successful Sultan Hashem Ahmed's daughter's nipples without permission. Jonathan Frakes, Scott Hamilton, Stiffler, Yuri Gagarin, and I rode her.
On "Tuesday's Man" is Dolph Lundgren getting buggered by Queen Elizabeth after teatime.
Fat people explode messily. Or so I heard.
Chipmonks misspelled "chipmunks".
Slartibartfast managed the planetary interference array badly.
Michael_T opposes Babylon 5, only it
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Omega, you are the best human ever. I thought the legacy of the great Dolph was lost, but you revived it. He is to be the father of my children.
Dolph Lundgren
We should have some recurring characters here. No one is better than the Dolph.
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