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Xentrick
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My sister-in-law�s cat: http://www.geocities.com/phoenixentrick/terrapintribute.html



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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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"Kitty cancer"? Do people get "human cancer", then?

'Course, there are some who would argue that humans are a cancer, but that's something else entirely... :-)

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Malnurtured Snay
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ARGH! Help, please

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MC Infinity
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I'm afraid, I'm very afraid

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Quatre Winner
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Kittens are cute up to the point where they're at least 5 years old (that's 25 in human years) and STILL haven't gotten a job or moved out!

:-)

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Dat
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First remove /image.jpg at the end of the filenames you listed. They're not a part of the filenames. Second, if that doesn't solve the problem change the %20 in the filenames to _ or just use a regular space just like you see between these parenthesis. ( )

The files are there. I've seen them. Nice kittens btw.

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Groundskeeper Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt - and I 'ate 'im! [Bart gasps.] I 'ate 'is little face, I 'ate 'is guts, and I 'ate the way 'e's always barkin'! So I gave 'im to the church.
Bart: Ohhh, I see... you HATE him, so you gave him to the church.
Groundskeeper Willy: Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug. [Bart stares.] Ya heard me!


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Saltah'na
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A friend of mine has had Caramel since he was 5 and the cat was 2 months old.

Now the cat is almost 19 years old. My friend's ex once told me that he may not be able to get another cat for a very long time.

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I my house the cat fills i the need to NOT have dogs the size of a cat. However in my opinion I rather have another dog then the 2 cats I have. Actually I have 3 but the black one named Norton he's 8 now and he's still as cute when he was a kitten. The other two are females and they sort of are useless. They also are fighting over territory with my dog K.C. She's a female and all three think they're the dominent ones. Norton doesn't gives a rats ass about it just sits and watches as the three tear everything I own as they fight.

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Shik
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"Kittens give Morbo gas..!"

Yes, I have it as a WAV.

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Now this is starting to truly freak me out, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure as hell don't wanna know how this works
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"Kittens give Morbo gas..!"
Yes, I have it as a WAV.


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TSN
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Someone's already found the best use for kittens...

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What the hell is that??? Kill that motherfucker!!!
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Cartman
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That site is a hoax... I've encountered it several times on other fori.

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MC Infinity
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I'd like to see them counter my argument:

I've seen some odd things in my lifetime, but this pretty much takes the cake. I beleive that you would look very interesting if I shoved you into a little glass box with a feeding tube in it. This is not a mean-spirited comment, this is art, and I don't see how you could possibly object to this seeing as though it is a part of my culture.
If you beleive that it is unfair to subject humans to this kind of treatment, please explain to my how it is fair to subject cats to the same, and please no evolution stuff, because I know a lot of humans that are less evolved than a cat, yourself included.
If you fail to provide an adequate anwser, I demand that you let me put you in a glass box, because I want to experiment with my artistic spirit and you have no right to stop me.


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This is the exact email I submitted to their guestbook, I based the arguments in it on what the creators of the site had said before.
Everytime someone accused them of cruelty to animals, they put it off as art, so I decided to use it against them.

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-Nimrod 16/4/2001

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Shik
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"Now this is starting to truly freak me out, I don't know about the rest of you, but I sure as hell don't wanna know how this works"

It's a "Futurama" reference, Finster. Morbo is this alien thing that coanchors the New New York local nightly news with a cute blonde. I believe the interaction went something like this:

Blonde: "And on the lighter side....kittens!! Aren't they adorable,.Morbo?"

Morbo: "Kittens give Morbo gas..!"

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