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Sol System
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Oh yes. Why, one time I saw a movie where a man had a magic book and he ate some peaches and then this rock monster killed some people and ate some peaches and then I went out and killed a woman with a rock and stole her peaches.

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Nim
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No, I didn't mean Gurgeh's "cat-carrier", that's a complete fabrication, no harm there, AKB. Don't get me wrong. But the putting of cats in jars, that's wrong.

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akb1979
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Oh right, I'm with you now Nimrod. Yes the kittens and jars thing is totally wrong. But what can you do about it? The nutters think that what they are doing is art! God Almighty! Art! They need their heads examining! With a sledgehammer! Now that's art - a smashed skull! Hehe!

(I would just like to state that I do not think that smashing people's heads with a sledgehammer is art - I was extracting the urine).

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Nim
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Yes, the urine must be saved as well, for it belongs to the tribe.

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PsyLiam
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And can this tribe tell a real picture from one altered by Photoshop?

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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They don't think it's art. They think it's humor. Ever heard of a thing called "satire"?

This, on the other hand, might be art. I'm not sure.

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PsyLiam
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Tim, you've shocked everyone into silence!

Or you've shocked them all into going to their rooms and locking the doors for a few minutes.

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

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The Talented Mr. Gurgeh
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That's pretty rough.

BTW, that's not MY catcarrier, it's just something I saw on dailyradar and decided to post as it was relevant. I myself, like every other person who deserves to live, am completely against any kind of cruelty to animals.

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Nim
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THE CAT CARRIER IS FINE! It's TSN's attitiude I'm tripping on. No matter though, my cat is happy and I shall tickle his belly right now, just to show'em! (and I won't sink into the swamp)

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TSN
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*lines up an airplane, LSD, and a Dick-van-Dyke-esque ottoman*

There. Now you have a choice of what to trip on. Leave my attitude alone. :-)

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
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Nim
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Aw... You got out of your sauna just for that?

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