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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Yes. They are very evil and very non-fake. Very.

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You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston."
-Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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Er, that's the web-site I was referencing. Not Morbo.

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MC Infinity
Active Member
Member # 531

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This is the exact type of people I talk about when I say that humanity has screwed up this planet.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
Member # 73

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What? Fake aliens from a sci-fi cartoon show?

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Evil_Lord: That should be "fora", not "fori". :-)

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"Although, from what I understand, having travelled around the Mid-west quite a bit, apparently Jesus is coming, so I guess the choice now is we should decide whether we should spit or swallow."
-Maynard James Keenan

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Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
Member # 343

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Time for a new statline methinks...& a nice new sig t'go along with it.

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"I'm beginning to think that there'll be NO forced mating at ALL!" --Professor Hubert T. Farnsworth

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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TSN: Noted for future reference.

(Never was very good @ Latin...)

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"Cry havoc and let's slip the dogs of Evil"

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Isn't anyone concerned for those poor kittens? I hate the guy and wish him death through ghonorrhea.

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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And here I was thinking of posting some piccies of my 2.5-year old teenage cat...

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Don't kill me, I'm charming!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
Member # 239

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Hell, in some countries they eat Kittens. At least this way, they're preserved, and not shat out.

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"Instructed by history and reflection, Julian was persuaded that, if the diseases of the body may sometimes be cured by salutary violence, neither steel nor fire can eradicate the erroneous opinions of the mind."

-Edward Gibbons, The Decline and Fall of The Roman Empire.

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MC Infinity
Active Member
Member # 531

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You should do to him/her exactly what he/she has done to these kittens. Take a big glass jar, shove him/her in. Put superglue in his/her anus and then just feed him/her thorough a tube.

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"Well if it's gonna be that kind of a party, I'm putting my dick in the mashed potatoes!"

-Nimrod 16/4/2001

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
Member # 31

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Ahem...

It isn't real.

Thank you.

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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
Member # 205

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Not the glue or prolonged jar-keeping, but those pictures are sure real. And that's enough to make him a sadist.