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"Mmm . . . indeed." AKB1979 says while he licks BBQ sauce off his fingers. "Say, any chance of seconds?"
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MIB
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Incompetent guard number #6: *runs into the court room and locks the door behind him* THE JUDGE DREDDS ARE HERE!!!! THERE ARE DOZENS OF THEM!!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!
*pounding is heard as the Judge Dredds try and break down the door*
*opens the door and quickly launches rockets at ALL the Judge Dredds and whoever else is standing in the hallway, including incompetent gaurds and MIB if he's there*
*whacks the dead bodies with the crowbar of justice just in case*
*shoots them a few more times for safe measure*
*throws EMP's and grenades in the hallway, locks the door, and waits for the "BOOOM"*
*walks out to find everything dead, so it can NO LONGER DISRUPT THIS THREAD*
*sets up 2 bigass sentry guns just in case*
*comes back in, whipes some sweat off her brow, shuts the doors and takes a seat*
Now, if we can please continue with this trial in an ORDERLY MANNER?
IE: I have PMS and heavy weaponry. DO NOT PISS ME OFF AGAIN.
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Borg Icosahedron appears from a transwarp conduit.
**THRUMMMMMM**
Every single Judge Dredd is beamed off the planet, their atoms scattered throughout space.
**KOOSH! KOOSH!** **BWAMMO! BWAMMO!**
The Borg open fire on the Judge cloning facilities, annihilating them to the last quantum particle.
"We are the Borg. Judge Dredd is irrelevant. You will proceed, without further delay, with the trial. Resistance will be punished."
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*posts several Gundams rather conspicuously outside the courthouse just in case*
Now. Where were we before all of this nonsense? We need to get this trial moving people! It's beginning to feel like we're actually part of the US Court System! C'mon! The wheels of Flare justice must move faster than this! (Preferably somewhere close to at least 35 miles per hour.)
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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I'm still waiting for the results of the Psychiatric Exam. I'm not finished questioning Frank, but when I do, I plan to call Dr. Liam Kavanagh as the next witness.
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I have just about managed to not post the joke I want to make here. Don't tempt me like that again.
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