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So you meant that as a joke then MsChris? Thank god. You have gained some respect from me. Don't let it go to your head.
Liz, stop teasing these poor people. Besides, we HAVE seen your picture now, remember?
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You haven't seen the picture I've seen. 'Course, if I did let you see it, I'm pretty sure she might actually hunt me down and kill me, so I won't... :-)
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Dear God. He's got a directory full of her pictures. Run Liz. Run for your life!
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In a comment along the same vein...did you know you are extremely photogenic? Some of those pictures are really quite good. I however, am already with someone, and am anyway not willing to make such an uncouth statement as Shik has.
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I've always known that Liz is a hottie. Sort of like a post-apocalyptic Shannon Elizabeth with glasses and a car fetish.
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You know, Daniel, I had to re-read your post. I read it the first time, and instead of reading "photogenic", I read "pornographic." This is what I get for watching FIGHT CLUB while reading
quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: So you meant that as a joke then MsChris? Thank god. You have gained some respect from me. Don't let it go to your head.
Liz, stop teasing these poor people. Besides, we HAVE seen your picture now, remember?
Actually, it was sort of a double whammy joke. One part was explained - but the other one is still over a few heads.
The part where I mentioned that 5'7" means 5 feet and 7 inches (to all the non-Americans)...well, we seem to be the only country using that style of measurement...so the conversion of symbols will still mean nothing - unless they are into conversions.
*sigh* I really must have a strange sense of humor.
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"Uncouth," my ass. So I saw her & got the urge to throw her down over a table & fuck her until she came. That's biology, son, & sometimes being truthful is the best policy.
Again, I reiterate: Liz=ssssssssssEEEXXaayyy!
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We all seem to be forgetting, of course, that Liz is very likely to kill Frank and do hideously unspeakable things to the body. You know, maim, torture, decapitation (of both heads ), that sort of run of the mill evil that is part of the vengeful spirit of women.
And Liz is so gosh darn cute that she'll get away with it.
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I'm sure Liz is thrilled to have a bunch of over-hormoned lads who are so desperate for a shag that Charles sheep are beginning to look tempting chasing after her.
MsChris: Nah, I got it. It's just I didn't know your sense of humour worked like that. Simons, yes. I shall put you in the same catagory.
If it helps, Brits still use feet and inches for height.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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