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...I thought about being a nun when I was younger, and look how I turned out...
Huge bitch titted lesbian with heteo tendencies.
-------------------- "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"
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Vogon: I doubt that it had anything to do with my 'stud-muffinliness.' I think she was always a tyrannosaurus, but didn't have an outlet to express it.
One thing about these girls: They all had the same general appearance: Long, straight, dark-blonde hair with slightly auburn highlights, glasses, high foreheads, some freckling.
I think I've developed a fetish.
-------------------- "The best defense is not a good offense. The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and devastatingly powerful offense, with multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target artillery strikes." -- Laurence, Archangel of the Sword
Sorry, I forgot to stick MaGiC in that list of posters that have bitch tits. And MsChris. And some of the others.
Whether any of them are better of sexually that Shik (or me), is for them to prove. With pictures.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-I surrender, my stereotypes have lost out, LOA is hot, I give up! -Liam is scaring me -I might be submitting a higher resolution pic of myself soon -I'm gonna ask Samatha out tommorow, and when I say she's hot, I'm understating it
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Wearing clothes that actually fit you might help. The bottoms of those jeans must be filthy where you tread on them.
Honestly, kids today...
[ June 14, 2001: Message edited by: PsyLiam ]
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Yeah, beleive it or not I actually despise baggy clothes, but if you wear anything form fitting, people call you gay, and although there is nothing wrong with it, it seriously limits the amount of girls you can get
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-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Oh and btw she didn't agree to go out with me, but she put it so nicely, she is definitely the sweetest person I know -Exact quote (yes i was being an idiot and asked her out thru icq ) Ivan thats really sweet but I don't think I'm looking for that right now. Things are just a bit too hectic, but thank you.
-------------------- Me- Hi Jen! What's up! Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways? Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me? Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!! Me- Fine! Be that way! Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....
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Wow, you got off really good with the date rejection. Every woman I've asked out has turned me down. Some have been nice; some haven't. Here are some of the not-nice ones:
"You'd probably turn me lesbian."
"No. Go to hell. Get anally raped by Satan."
"No, but if you accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, I might consider going out with you."
"I would never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever sleep with you! Even if I was drunk!" [Note: I asked her out on a date, not to have sex]
"Not even if the only guy I could get was Bob Dole."
"I date a woman and be banished from my family than date you."
Apparently, I've asked out some not-so-nice women.
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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I hate men. HATE THEM. I just don't see WHY they always have to be so HURTFUL! I hate them hate them hate them!!!
And don't ask, because I'm FINE. I just needed to get that out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go to my room and not cry again, even though it's all I've wanted to do for the last WEEK. I hate men.
~LOA
-------------------- "You are anal twattypoo who has ruined my good mood" PsyLiam to TSN May 01,2006.
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