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You'd be disappointed w/ Liz, I'm afraid. From what she's told me, she's celibate enough to make me look like friggin' Hugh Heffner! *L*
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Strangely enough, I can picture you as Hugh Heffner. There's nothing bad about that if you like being surrounded by naked Playboy bunnies 24/7 in a somewhat isolated party mansion.
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I think i was actually referred to as "prude" once.... only once, mind you.... but it was a HUGE shock to my system.... no one else had ever even HINTED that I might be like that *shrug* Actually, there's a running bet with most of my friends that I'm going to end up being a Nympho to the highest degree..... Odd, really........
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Honestly, you lot. Cold showers all round. Ohh, who am I kidding? She's wonderful! Every time I read one of her posts, I think "I'm gonna marry that girl." I need help! Somebody stop me! 8)
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"Oh, it's confirmable. And in 3� weeks...me...girlfriend..huge boost in Trojan sales figures for the 3rd quarter."
Er, that was innuendo?
For God's sake, come back Ultra Magnus!
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"And just because you've got bitch tits & we don't doesn't mean you're better off sexually than us."
Hang on...
Shik, I've seen pics of you. You're hardly up to staring in Ally McBeal yourself.
Besides, I'm sure that Jubes, Tora, and Liz will be shocked to learn that they don't have bitch tits.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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Well, I've dated two women who were generally considered 'prudes,' at least to the fact that I know they each once had plans to become nuns.
One of them turned out to be a lesbian. I take some bizarre joy in the knowledge that I helped awaken her to that fact. Even though it means nothing overtly sexual happened between us.
The other one... well, she maintained the 'innocent' facade, but...
Well, I believe my eventual words on the subject were "Oh. My. GOD." I'm just glad I had an unshared dorm room that semester. (Gee, sometimes I still miss her.)
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Yup, it's always the quiet ones. So. . . the first one WAS a prude, but mainly because she really preferred women and men did nothing for her, while the second one wasn't, but put on that facade? Or was she prudish, but once exposed to your stud muffinliness was converted into a sexual tyrannosaurus?
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