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Diane
aka Tora Ziyal
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The Tuxedo

Starring Jacky Chan and...Jennifer Love Hewitt???

Makes your head spin, doesn't it? But then, if you think about it more than you should, there's a comedic formula in there somewhere. Like pairing up Chris Rock and Anthony Hopkins.

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Will Smith and Jesus would be my pick.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Alshrim Dax
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Mel Gibson and Julia Child?

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~ Cry Havoc - and let slip the dogs of war!

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Malnurtured Snay
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What? Is this like "The Mask 2: The Tuxedo"? [Big Grin]

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First of Two
Better than you
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Arnold Schwartzenegger and that little girl from "Signs."

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Snay and Omega starring in Night of the Kinky Frat Boys IX would be my pick.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Siggy,

Run before I kill you, roast you in the oven, then dip you in buffalo hot sauce.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Big words from a man who relies on a Jeep to do his hunting. [Razz]
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Malnurtured Snay
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I've got a .357, too.

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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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You don't scare me. You have yet to follow through on any of the previous threats of bodily harm you've directed towards me.

Sorry, but I'm still alive and in good health. I just can't take you seriously anymore. [Big Grin]

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Grokca
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I don't know Siggy, seems like you may have stumbled on to Snay's wet dream and he's pretty defensive about it.

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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You can't kill the Appointed Master of Interrogation! Siegfried's a mighty Pompatus, and he's armed with the Matrix of Love!

I been away too long.

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Siegfried
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I suspect that Snay may soon make a reference to Enrique Iglesia's song "Escape." Something along the lines of I can run, I can hide, but I can't escape his love. Now that's a scary thought.

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The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
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...while they're greased up in 'buffalo hot sauce'? A scarier thought?

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Siegfried
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Much, yes.
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