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Malnurtured Snay
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Now I'm going to have to make a special trip to Texas to F*** YOU UP!

No.

I'll wait until you're not suspecting anything. And then pies will rain from heaven as if God **Itself** is pissed at not making any money at a damn BAKE SALE!

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Siegfried
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I thought you didn't believe in God? My, how things change.

By the way, still ain't taking you seriously. [Big Grin]
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Cartman
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Many a deer made that mistake.

None lived long enough to regret it.
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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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After that God/Bake Sale thing, I can die satisfied.
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TSN
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Wouldn't the raining down of pies from the heavens be a good thing?
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Grokca
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quote:
Wouldn't the raining down of pies from the heavens be a good thing?

That would depend on the terminal velocity of a pie.

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Malnurtured Snay
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I said as *IF* ... as *IF* there were a God. Instead, it will just be my devilish powers.

UM: that's what you said after your first successful masturbation, I'd wager.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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Sure. The, uh, "fuck?"

That was hurtful. Sad.
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Malnurtured Snay
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Liar.

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Siegfried
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And then pies will rain from heaven as if God **Itself** is pissed at not making any money at a damn BAKE SALE!
Ummm... sure you did. And I, too, would like to know how raining pies is a bad thing.
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Oh, they're made of sheet metal with an exploding core.

That = VERY BAD THING

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Oh, they're made of sheet metal with an exploding core.
But that's not a pie. That's a bomb. So you lied about God dropping delicious pies on us, huh? Never get my hopes up again.
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Malnurtured Snay
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No, it's a bomb pie. They're all the rage in heaven these days. Plus, its topped with whipped cream.

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Siegfried
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Now you're really reaching. Besides, whipped cream is a forbidden food in heaven because of all its wonderfully kinky sexual properties.
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I reach quite a bit. [Big Grin]

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