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And, to complete this circle, you don't scare me with your fancy capital letters and threats of bodily harm. I can no longer respect you because you never follow through on any them.
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I'm sorry, I just wasn't comfortable with wearing that tu-tu. It felt too forced. And YOU were the one who refused to wear handcuffs, so you just remember THAT why don't you not?!
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What the hell are you talking about? I'm talking about my prize crop of marigolds that you killed. How you managed to kill I have no idea, because the little bastards are like cockroaches.
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The marigolds probably thought it would be better to commit suicide than suffer the pain that your Jeep inflicted on all of the deer you "encountered" on your drives.
And five bucks says that the resurrector will be you.
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To point one: Yes, I assume that too. Or they fainted away at the sight of me in a tu-tu with a weed-cutter in one hand and a bottle of "weed killer" in the other.
To point two: Eh, okay. Payment over PayPal. Resurrection counts as any post after the thread has been dormant for two (2) (II) months.
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I'm not actually going to make a bet with you. You're instructions are so fuzzy that you'll have appropriate wiggle room to get out of it. See the thread next door for examples.
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They're very simple! If I make the initial post to resurrect this thread after a two-month period from the LAST posting, I pay you $5. If it's someone else, YOU pay me $5.
What the hell is so fuzzy about THAT? Okay, fine, let's make it two YEARS, with a void on the bet if *I* post the initial response after the first two months the thread has been dead. Good with that?
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No. I can't trust a person with money if he needs four jobs in three places to make payment on an apartment that is the size of my cat's litter box and on a Jeep that is single-handedly wiping out the woodland creature population of New England.
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