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capped
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I've never trusted Siegfried.. and I never will. I can never forgive him.. for eating my boy.
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MinutiaeMan
Living the Geeky Dream
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Baby: The Other Other White Meat! Baby: It's What's For Dinner! [Wink]

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Siegfried
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MinutiaeMan stole all my eatin' babies. I guess I'm stuck chewing on a turducken.
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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Just when you thought fat people had reached the fattiest fatness in the fat world, Paul Prudhomme invents turducken.
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Siegfried
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While I think that it might be fun to actually cook one of those things, I'm not sure if I could eat it. That cornbread stuffing has an eery atomic yellow glow to it. And there's something not right about that huge bowl of turducken drippings.
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Mikey T
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I don't know... that recipie looks like something you can use to make Frankenturkeden. It's kinda creepy actually.

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Harry
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All right... this is going the wrong way. Siegy, bring in the midget-porn!

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Nim
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Turducken? That sounds scrumptious, give it here!

And then "Our finished chestnut & shitake mushroom stuffing"

No thanks!!! No turdduck and shitcake for me!


And the big tamale, the threadtitle: "Oh crap, not again..."

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capped
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YES!!!!!!!
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Siegfried
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Alas, I have no midgets for my porn. They've been reassigned by Dwarf Command to pull extra shifts at Santa's Workshop (branches #32 and #78).
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MinutiaeMan
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Isn't that supposed to be elves? [Razz]

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Siegfried
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Just get a few thousand pairs of Vulcan ears and red/green leotards. No one will know the difference.
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Fabrux
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I'd notice the difference. If they're anything like LotR elves and dwarves, anyways... [Wink]

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PsyLiam
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
Just when you thought fat people had reached the fattiest fatness in the fat world, Paul Prudhomme invents turducken.

That's what you eat that is. Three times a day. You love it. Fat boy.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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TSN
I'm... from Earth.
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Didn't we already determine that you are both heavier and shorter than I am, PsyLardass?
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