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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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I'm bigger than the both of you put together. However, I do seem to attract the ladies. [Big Grin]
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Would that be through sexual or through gravitational attraction? [Razz]
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Siegfried
Fullmetal Pompatus
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Probably gravitational. I'm so low on oozing the sexiness that, even if I were a rich old geezer, Anna Nicole Smith wouldn't even give me the time of day.
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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Probably due to her inability to read the clock.
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Curry Monster
Somewhere in Australia
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I can see why those ladies would put a smile on your face.
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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
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Sieggy who are the pretty la-dies? and would any of them like me?

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

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Siegfried
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That picture's from the office Christmas party we had last night at a very nice restaurant. Those four wonderful women around me are my coworkers. There should be one more great gal there, but she got really sick yesterday and had to miss the party.

Sadly for this loveless Pompatus, though, they are all attached. Two of the gals are married, and three of them (including the one who's ill) are in very serious relationships.

However, the party was a blast. I got kissed on the cheek three times. And I have pictures of them. [Big Grin]

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The359
The bitch is back
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The one on the bottom right looks like she's trying too hard to smile...

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-Steve McQueen as Michael Delaney, LeMans

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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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quote:
Originally posted by TSN:
Didn't we already determine that you are both heavier and shorter than I am, PsyLardass?

No.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
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I think we ought to have a deathmatch here between Tim and Liam.
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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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And pah! I also can attract girls. But not my gravitational pull. I am not Sieggy. Or Tiny Tim. (That is an ironic name!)
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Two of those girls are much more attractive in real life, trust me.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Siegfried
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I still win, since I have four women to your three. HA!
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Malnurtured Snay
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Who is that ugly dude?

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PsyLiam
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That's a bit unfair. I know she's ugly, but she's not a dude.

I don't think.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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Whose not a dude? [Confused] The second one from the left? [Razz]

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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.

Remember when your parents told you it's dangerous to play in traffic?

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