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Oh JESUS CHRIST. I just hit a big "pompatus of love" who was standing in the middle of the damn road! I mean, WHAT THE HELL? STAY OFF THE DAMN ROAD YA' POMPATUS-IDIOTUS!
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Jeff, you do have a way of making a mockery of the Jeep commercial where they try making the paved roads safe....
"Jeep, making even paved roads feel safer...."
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I'd be willing to bet he likes the Geico commercial with the squirrels. Except he gets upset that they aren't run down.
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Shik
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Yeah, but I've seen the Jeep. Did you know he keeps kill markings? The front left fender looks like all of Black Sheep Squadron for the war.
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Da_bang80
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Heh heh heh. Hitting innocent forest creatures is funny. I've hit a few things before, while staying at the lake. I've bumped the odd deer, or moose. The squirrels make a real mess of your tires. The ducks aren't so great either. Whether your cleaning guts and fur or guts and feathers it's not fun to see, or smell...
Anyways, where was I? oh yeah. Stay outa my booze!
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I don't hit the animals. The animals hit me. Like the inbred geese that slammed into the side of my car a couple months ago.
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Da_bang80
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Meh, if they get in my way I'm not gonna stop. They should learn that roads are bad. And if they gotta get winged by a car, well THAT'LL learn em!
Squirrels: Nature's Little Speedbumps.
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