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Run, everyone! Charles has pulled! And we all remember what happened last time! Why, to this day the very notion of going to get a takeaway sends me into a screaming fit. . .
quote:Originally posted by The Mighty Monkey of Mim: He answers the newbie, but not me. Typical.
Theres' a reason for that. Charles and I have exchanged pleasantries before and such a nice young man he is too! I suspect thats his way of saying he's keeping a watch on me.
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
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Would any of those "pleasantries" perhaps involve the Troll Kingdom, madam? B)
Registered: Nov 1999
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Well.... yeah, all of them did. Golly I'm just not very good at being sneeky am it? (snicker) What I'm eventually angling for is a contract for the exclusive rights to troll this board. I couldn't help but notice in the registration agreement (which I went over with a fine toothed comb by the way) that it sort of hints all known trolls will be treated like potential roadkill by a flock of buzzards. Soooo..... I'm thinking we can strike a deal, where I get exclusive rights to troll here and you can change the registration agreement to say you already have your troll and to allow in any others would be in violation of her contract!
So I'll just hang around and have fun and make you wonder whats up my sleeve until I get my 750 posts or find someone willing to take a bribe.
I'm housebroken, I dont cuss or flame or try to hurt any ones feelings.
(what? no angel smiley, why isn't there an angel smiley)
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(because less is more)
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Charles Capps
We appreciate your concern. It is noted and stupid.
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To answer the question posed earlier that I missed - no, no font colors in custom statuses without admin intervention. This is intentional.
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quote:Originally posted by Cartman: Would any of those "pleasantries" perhaps involve the Troll Kingdom, madam? B)
(insert porno music)
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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Are you allowed to? Yes. Should you? That's a different matter.
"...I dont cuss..."
I hope that doesn't mean you're one of those who write things like "d@mn" and "sh!t" and "moth*rc*cking *rse c*nt f*ckhole". Because that's fucking obnoxious.
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No I dont, I agree, it's obnoxious. I've just never got into the habit of gratuitous vulgaraties. I dont object to anyone else using them, but I dont feel comfortable using them and replacing one letter with a symbol or punctuation mark doesn't change the meaning or the intent to use profanity.... whats the point except maybe to bypass a filter of some sort.
I promise to only link to smilies I have hosted and not to overuse them.
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You're all wrong! Standing in your front yard wearing only ten-year-old briefs shaking a rake at the neighborhood kids and yelling at them to stay off your lawn is the coolest thing ever.
-------------------- The philosopher's stone. Those who possess it are no longer bound by the laws of equivalent exchange in alchemy. They gain without sacrifice and create without equal exchange. We searched for it, and we found it.
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