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Fabrux
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That's like the guy that shot the wheel on his car cause it wouldn't come off... Rednecks + guns = baaaaad

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Daniel Butler
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Yeah, but still, $11k in fines? He has a point, it *was* his lawnmower. I mean I know there are don't-shoot-in-the-city laws and he had an illegal type of weapon, but really, that seems excessive seeing as no one was hurt and the only property damaged was his own.
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shikaru808
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I suppose this falls under the same laws like a prohibition of sex toy's (except for medical purposes) in a certain town or how you can't shoot a rabbit from a moving trolley in San Francisco.

Food for thought.

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Sean
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Did you know that it is a written law in New York State that the penalty for jumping off of a building is death? It is a law seldom enforced though...

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TSN
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Did you know that that doesn't even sound slightly plausible?
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shikaru808
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You don't sound plausible!


The lack of relevance doesn't make sense to me either.

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Sean
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Never mind...

I believe it stems from some 18th century gentlemen's law, but now, jumping off of a building normally already means death. Kinda like how you can't shoot a rabbit from a trolley in San Francisco. Do they even have many rabbits there?

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Daniel Butler
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They have many rabbits everywhere, really, don't they?
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Daniel Butler
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Ohio inmate claiming he's TOO FAT to be executed.

This is why I hate appeals courts. A fucking rapist can draw out his life by claiming stupid shit like this. Can the judge dismiss it as frivolous or no?

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B.J.
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Kinda related, but anyway.....

I really despise keeping people on death row for so many years. If someone has committed a crime so heinous that they are given a death sentence, get it over with already! Don't even keep them overnight, just march them right over to the chair. I really don't know how the lawyers managed to muck things up so much over the years.

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Fabrux
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Yeesh, he's not that much heaver than me. Hardly too fat. Now if he was 350+, maybe...

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Mars Needs Women
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quote:
Originally posted by B.J.:
Kinda related, but anyway.....

I really despise keeping people on death row for so many years. If someone has committed a crime so heinous that they are given a death sentence, get it over with already! Don't even keep them overnight, just march them right over to the chair. I really don't know how the lawyers managed to muck things up so much over the years.

Yes, fuck appeals.
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Daniel Butler
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I think appeal courts should give appeals...quickly. Force that right to a speedy trial [Razz] And a judge should be able to review appeals before they go to trial and dismiss fucking silly ones like this.
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Jason Abbadon
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I think people on trial for murder should be tried while sitting in the electric chair.
Now that's speedy.

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And then, if it turns out later that the person was innocent, we summarily execute the judge, jury, prosecutors, and executioners, right?
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